illiterally 

A measure of the over use or misuse of the term "literally".

"She illiterally said she was literally going to bed now"

illiterally by raujero December 20, 2019

Parking-lot Illiteracy 

The inability of drivers to understand how a parking lot works. These individuals pull down wrong lanes, drive through lanes and parking spaces

Pulling into the WalMart parking-lot some moron nearly ran into me because he was driving the wrong way. Yep. This guy definitely suffers from parking-lot illiteracy.

Parking-lot Illiteracy by MS Libertarian March 2, 2017

illiteralate

One who does not find it humorous when there words are taken literally instead of figuratively.

Becky: This heat is going to kill me.
Mariam: YOU CAN'T DIE I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH!
Becky: I didn't mean that literally!
Mariam: Becky is illiteralate

illiteralate by Mistecho July 25, 2014

illiteracy 

irriteraky is wen sumwun cant spull anyfing and peepol get reery anoid wif u.

90% of people on the internet suffer from illiteracy.

illiteracy by Zenzerbeth February 18, 2015

illiteracy 

A viral disease spreading across the internet faster than an F1 racer on speed.

Illiteracy? Waht r j00? Gh3y?

illiteracy by Sith Lord Cheese June 17, 2006

Emotional Illiteracy

e·mo·tion·al il·lit·er·a·cy
Adjective
When a person gets so frustrated or upset with someone/thing that they allow their emotions to control the way they speak or type.

Symptoms: stuttering, improper grammar or excessive spelling errors

Not to be mistaken with Emotional Literacy - the concept proposed by the psychotherapist Claude Steiner in the 1970s that refers to the ability to understand emotions, listen to others and empathize with their emotional states, as well as express emotions in a productive way.

(Emotional Illiteracy)
*Two co-workers are discussing the behavior of a fellow co-worker*
Frodo:"I can't stand riding to work with Tony Stark, his road rage is so bad that I can't understand what he's yelling half of the time"
Shaq:"I understand what you mean, I find his emotional illiteracy to be quite amusing on some of the rides home"

(Emotionally Illiterate)
*Two strangers are arguing on an online post*
"How do you expect me to have an argument like an adult when you're so emotionally illiterate that I can't understand what you're saying?"

Emotional Illiteracy by FBK420 May 29, 2019

Milliterally 

adverb. To use the word "literally" in a figurative way, removing its usefulness at providing clarity in matters of discerning hyperbole from reality. And you thought Gen X was hot for irony.

"She literally used the word "literally"Milliterally in a sentence."
"You mean she used it figuratively, don't you?
"Who the hell knows?"

Milliterally by Profundis January 12, 2018