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A term used to admit you're retarded, ignorant, supportive of dictatorships or possibly all three.

Gained infamy from a Guardian writer (see brain dead) named Ash Sarkar when she yelled it in response to Piers Morgan suggesting she loved Obama.
Ash Sarkar (alongside the many morons circle jerking of her "slap down" of Piers Morgan) claims to be against fascism, racism and oppression but communism has been responsible for the biggest suffering in human history causing Holodomor in the USSR which led to more deaths than even the Holocaust.

Communism installs a dictatorship, censors the media, imprisons political opposition and bans "wrong think" (so anything opposed or contrary to the communistic ideology of the state). In other words, it's little different than Nazism and thus fascism, those who say otherwise will claim willful ignorance to communism's principles and crimes against humanity often arguing "true communism has never been tested."

It has been tested and is still in place in a country like North Korea. Anyone yelling "I'm literally a communist" like Ash should receive a one way ticket to there and that includes half of the zombified users on the unitedkingdom and London reddit subs who honestly think communism can work.

Brain dead woman aka Ash Sarkar: "I'm literally a communist enjoying the free speech I can only have in a democracy!"

Twitter braindead communists: "Us too! Communism works...except when it didn't...which has been all the time...b-but one day it will when we get the right guy controlling absolutely everything! Now...where were we? Oh yes...down with fascism..."
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A phrase originally uttered by British journalist, activist, academic and all-around legend Ash Sarkar in response to the odious Piers Morgan shouting accusations at and over her during an interview on Good Morning Britain, and wielded against him to great effect thereafter. It is known to exert a kryptonite-like effect on right-wing media hacks along with people who believe the USSR famine (so-called "Holodomor") was a genocide, keep revising the so-called "death toll" of communism further and further upwards, and/or peddle the utterly ridiculous belief that communism and fascism are one and the same, among others. Use wisely, for it is particularly destructive to incels who flood this website with duplicate definitions to make themselves feel better whilst sleeping alone at night.
"I'm not pro-Obama; I've been a critic of Obama, and a critic of the Democratic Party, because I'm literally a communist!"
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Said by a pro-communist journalist in the UK called Ash Sarkar in response to Piers Morgan suggesting she was a fan of Obama.

Used later by her and her mindless incel fans, applauding in unison like mindless sheep (see the other definition here from "Punch Nazis, Gulag Tories" for proof of their mindlessness and history revisionism of communist genocides), to suggest we should all give up our rights and freedoms for the dictatorship that communism would impose.
Punch Nazis, Gulag Tories: "I'm literally a communist! Just look at my name, I advocate sending people to the Soviet equivalent of concentration camps because I disagree with them!" yelled "Punch Nazis, Gulag Tories" before he was punched out by a sane person.
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Said by a pro-communist journalist in the UK called Ash Sarkar in response to Piers Morgan suggesting she was a fan of Obama.

Used later by her and her mindless incel fans, applauding her in unison like mindless sheep and denying Holodomor was a genocide (see the other definition here from "Punch Nazis, Gulag Tories" for proof of that and their mindlessness), to suggest we should all give up our rights and freedoms for the dictatorship that communism would impose.
Punch Nazis, Gulag Tories: "I'm literally a communist! Just look at my name, I advocate sending people to the Soviet equivalent of concentration camps because I disagree with them!" yelled "Punch Nazis, Gulag Tories" before he was punched out by a sane person.
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A term said if you wish to commit intellectual suicide, be seen as a laughing stock from all sides of the political spectrum or want to tell people you're a "progressive" cuck who doesn't understand capitalism or communism but will happily live in a capitalist society benefiting from it achievements despite claiming to hate it.

First said by Ash Sarkar, a journalist of Novara Media which is a pro communist site in the UK. Identifies her brand of communism as "luxury communism" and subsequently was laughed at seeing as communism gives no luxuries.

The term has since gained traction among Communists and far left Labour supporters on social media who consider her "brave" for saying it. Most of them are students or ignorant of what actual Communism is and think anyone who disagrees with them is right wing or far right. Case in point: as you can see by the other definition from "Punch Nazis, Gulag Tories", he thinks anyone mocking Communism and this phrase is a far right incel, which in truth better probably describes people like him who bigrade sites like these 24/7 in an effort to shill Communism and conveniently gloss over its atrocities, genocides and that one of the main principles of communism is a "dictatorship of the proletariat."
The sad part is that even though the Soviet Union has fallen, these social media Communists still believe Soviet propaganda, believing that all capitalism is evil and denying the human genocide of Holodomor and continue to shill this propaganda on social sites.

They also pretend North Korea is not a communist country, even though it is.

The term "I'm literally a communist" is mostly a dead phrase now outside of Ash's five minutes of fame after yelling it on national TV.

Only a minority of idiots continue to use it on social media, still delusuonally thinking that one day they can change the UK into a full on communist country.

Let's all take a moment to laugh, knowing that one day they'll all be on their death beds seeing a UK which remains a democratic capitalist country whilst Communists continue to be a fringe minority and laughing stock to liberals, centrist and conservatives respectively.
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A term said if you wish to commit intellectual suicide, be seen as a laughing stock from all sides of the political spectrum or want to tell people you're a "progressive" cuck who doesn't understand capitalism or communism but will happily live in a capitalist society benefiting from it achievements despite claiming to hate it.

First said by Ash Sarkar, a journalist of Novara Media which is a pro communist site in the UK. Identifies her brand of communism as "luxury communism" and subsequently was laughed at seeing as communism gives no luxuries.

The term has since gained traction among Communists and far left Labour supporters on social media who consider her "brave" for saying it. Most of them are students or ignorant of what actual Communism is and think anyone who disagrees with them is right wing or far right. Case in point: as you can see by the other definition from "Punch Nazis, Gulag Tories", he thinks anyone mocking Communism and this phrase is a far right incel, "incel" better probably describes people like him who bigrade sites like these 24/7 in an effort to shill Communism and conveniently gloss over its atrocities, genocides and that one of the main principles of communism is a "dictatorship of the proletariat."
The sad part is that even though the Soviet Union has fallen, these social media Communists still believe Soviet propaganda, believing that all capitalism is evil and denying the human genocide of Holodomor and continue to shill this propaganda on social sites.

They also pretend North Korea is not a communist country, even though it is.

The term "I'm literally a communist" is mostly a dead phrase now outside of Ash's five minutes of fame after yelling it on national TV.

Only a minority of idiots continue to use it on social media, still delusuonally thinking that one day they can change the UK into a full on communist country.

Let's all take a moment to laugh, knowing that one day they'll all be on their death beds seeing a UK which remains a democratic capitalist country whilst Communists continue to be a fringe minority and laughing stock to liberals, centrists and conservatives respectively.
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Said by a pro-communist journalist in the UK called Ash Sarkar in response to Piers Morgan suggesting she was a fan of Obama.

Used later by her and her mindless incel fans, applauding in unison like mindless sheep (see the other definition here from "Punch Nazis, Gulag Tories" for proof of their mindlessness and history revisionism of communist genocides), to suggest we should all give up our rights and freedoms for the dictatorship that communism would impose.
Punch Nazis, Gulag Tories: "I'm literally a communist! Just look at my name, I advocate sending people to the Soviet equivalent of concentration camps because I disagree with them!" yelled "Punch Nazis, Gulag Tories" before he was punched out by a sane person.
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