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Illich (noun) is a term that can be applied to someone who; can't finish or handle their piss, stingy or unnecessarily uptight with money, getting the boys in an unwinnable fight and/or arrested, or embarrassingly bad at spading the ladies.
The phrase is applicable across a range of situations and tones and rolls of the tongue nicely

-T.Wilson
Billy caked it in the middle of a bender - what an Illich
illich by T.J-M.W November 23, 2017
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The Illicit yet Infamous J Grimes 

an influential (albeit malevolent) Internet personality who’s shtick consists of provoking the public and offending the world on religion, politics, celebs and literally everything and shows zero remorse for it as nothing truly matters to J himself. Grimes is notorious for being brutally honest and being the Jack of all trades; no one like the sinful son himself

J Grimes truly is da wickedest 🤙

People hate to admit he’s right about everything, that celebrities are stuck up and that breaking morality is what gets you to the top aside from 1% luck, they like truth until you throw it in their face. J grimes is the rapper that teaches that rebellion is acceptable and that it’s in our nature and that famous people are just as shitty as the rest of us

J likes to corrupt things and juniorize them, like making parodies of songs and causing people to turn on one another cuz it’s fun, if there’s music and dancing then junior grimes is for sure to be nearby
*people at synagogue enjoying ceremony*

J grimes: *shows up undetected*

J grimes: alright it’s showtime!

Jews: *suprised pikachu face*

J grimes: who wants pork chops? >:)

Jews: RUN! somebody stop him!

J Grimes: too late......

Everyone there: *panics and screams in agony*

____

The illicit yet infamous J grimes is the ugly truth of humanity and the beautiful lie at the same time

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Teacher: alright class who here can name one of the worst dictators in history?

Student 1: uh adolf hitler?

Student 2: junior grimes?

Teacher: well, you didn’t have to go that far, looks like there’s no competition when it’s the infamous j grimes

Classroom: .....woaw

Student 1: oh yeah I forgot about him

Teacher: don’t mention his name, it’s forbidden

J grimes: duh! Who tf you think your referring to?

Students: *facepalm*
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The Infamous yet illicit J Grimes 

The worst of the worst. Allows evil to exist and has no intentions to stop.

though known under many different names he’s got no shortage of talents; dancing, singing, rapping freestyle, mechanic skills , playing instruments , to negotiation tactics and multilingualism.

The forbidden one has since day 1 vowed to become the greatest which is why he’s always been determined to come out on top even going far as to mastering nearly every skill known to man.

He allowed islam to be created in order for people to kill each other over it and indirectly manipulate people through false religions

This kid has no right being this justified and right about the world and society

he challenges everyone’s beliefs and doesn’t give a fuck whom he offends or hurts. There is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING that this unknown kid won’t do , he’s a chaotic force of destruction to anyone/anything
EXAMPLE:

The infamous yet illicit J grimes: *drops a new album*

World: *goes on lockdown AGAIN**

“J grimes IS DOUBLE LETHAL to say the least
word used mainly by lads to say chill
"illchay adlay"
"lets illchay on the ouchcay adlay"
illchay by jordana May 18, 2006

illicit affairs

and thats the thing about illicit affairs and clandestine meetings

and longing stares

theyre born from just one single glance but they die,

and they die,
and they die, a million little times

leave the perfume on the shelf,

that you picked out just for him
so you leave no trace behind,
like you dont even exist
take the words for what they are
a dwindling mercurial high
a drug that only worked

the first few hundred times

illicit affairs

a taylor swift song that is like low-key amazing
"Have you listened to illicit affairs yet?"
"Yes like 7 million times, who hasn't?"
illicit affairs by idk but umm yeah November 19, 2020
illicit by Larstait November 6, 2003
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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