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Ill call you 

1: What guys say when they want nothing to do with you.

2: What lonely guys say to get girls phone numbers.
For def. 1: 90% of the male population

For def. 2: Me
Ill call you by Apul January 20, 2003

Ill call you back 

A. another way of saying fuck off.

B. Um, I'm not sure what you're saying anymore and this conversation just got weird so peace out yo.
A. You're on the phone with some hot guy ( or girl ) and he says " hang on, oh, hey that's so and so ... Ill call you back." basically hes saying: Hey, there's someone cooler I want to talk to right now so maybe you will hear back from me . . . but Ill most likely just talk to you later when I have no one else to talk to.

B. ring, ring. caller 1 ~ hello?

caller 2 ~ Hey you, How are you?

caller 1 ~ Oh, I'm fine. Who is this?

caller 2 ~ I'm good. I was watching you undress this morning and we must say you are looking so cold these days! Crab cake always makes nervous.
Ill call you back by 37754769 December 20, 2009

ill call you right back 

What you tell your wife when yo side bitch is calling in.
"hey honey ill call you right back its work calling in"

I'll call you yesterday 

A sarcastic phrase used to signify that you actually won't call or interact with someone in the future. The phrase implies that you would have theoretically called them "yesterday" if you really cared. This phrase is primarily used a means of blowing someone off.
Jim: So did you meet up with that girl you got coffee with last week?

Nick: Nah, she blew me off and never texted back after. It was an "I'll call you yesterday" type of situation.

i'll call you next week! 

A lie, don't believe this
Awesome! I'll call you next week (fake smile)

I'll call you back 

1.Usually meaning "why the hell are we still on the phone?" and no I'm really not calling you back you just think I am.

2.You've been on the phone too long talking about nothing.
1."Man, I got to go do the dishes. I'll call you back."

2. "My moms calling me (not really I just want to get off the phone) I got to go before she start actin' crazy, I'll call you back"
I'll call you back by Ashley February 10, 2004
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