Refers to an older Indian person who inevitably works at 7-Eleven or Subway and doesn't speak much English, usually smelly and rude. (Not being racist, but there are some like this)
"I went to the store to pick up some food and that damn ijunbii gave me the wrongchange."
Digital communication and entertainment devices, including smartphones, MP3 players, etc. Such devices allow people to waste enormous amounts of time engaging in social media, listening to music, watching videos, and so forth.
My daughter spends about ten hours a day on her iJunk, mostly texting with her friends; she's an iJunkie.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'