ijunk

iJunk is an apple device that instead of making your life easier, it impedes it.

Ex. "Hey did you get my text?"

"No, my iJunk has been spazing out all day!"

Ex. 2 "My iJunk doesnt want to work ever since i dropped it on the table and the screen cracked"

Ex. 3 "A drop of water got on the screen of my iJunk and it wont turn on anymore"

by Jon117 October 16, 2013

iJunk

Digital communication and entertainment devices, including smartphones, MP3 players, etc. Such devices allow people to waste enormous amounts of time engaging in social media, listening to music, watching videos, and so forth.

My daughter spends about ten hours a day on her iJunk, mostly texting with her friends; she's an iJunkie.

by Loadmaster August 9, 2015

ijunbii

Refers to an older Indian person who inevitably works at 7-Eleven or Subway and doesn't speak much English, usually smelly and rude. (Not being racist, but there are some like this)

"I went to the store to pick up some food and that damn ijunbii gave me the wrong change."

by Tywizzle February 28, 2008

ijunkie

A person addicted to iJunk (i.e., a personal digital device), spending an inordinate amount of time using it.

That kid uses his smartphone for hours every day; he's an iJunkie.

by Loadmaster August 7, 2014

ijun

A mean giant, that is usually female. An unfriendly gigantress.

Many people think Xena acted like an ijun on the television show.

by Wicked11 September 7, 2008

injunktion

A court-order forbidding the advertising of useless crap.

I tried getting an injunktion against Target Marketing, but da annoying slick-surfaced flyers keep clogging up my mailbox, anyway!

by QuacksO February 1, 2020

ibunkunowala

The name of a british Nigerian girl who thinks she's all that but really is not. She wears BAREEEEE lip gloss and thinks she's leng but she looks like shit.

Ibunkunowala, come and eat your fufu.
Your school called to Ibunkunowala, come and receive your five strokes of cane

by sassassbitches June 25, 2020