ihmad 

guy who really likes to suck some good dick

guy 1 "man have seen joey"
guy 2 "yeah"
guy 1 "man hes starting to act like ihmad"

guy 2 "fr"

ihmad by the man with all the girls January 1, 2023

Imad

The most loving, thoughtful and selfless man you will ever come across. He will go out of his way to show you he cares and will make you feel like you are the most important person in the world. He is the most gentle soul who will continuously inspire you to do better.

Imad is the best of the best. I will always be thankful for him.

Imad by hihello10 September 2, 2020

IMADAY 

Acronym of I Miss And Dream About You.

See you, sun. Until tomorrow night, remember, imaday.

IMADAY by Freeman Foehammer October 23, 2009

IHMAIWD 

I Hate Myself And I Wanna Die.
Great frase used by the legendary Kurt Cobain.
Some people use it in IM expressing depression.

Dude 1: what the hell man!? you are a total loser!
Dude 2: yeah, I know IHMAIWD!
Dude 1: yeah, you should.

IHMAIWD by joeWasapen September 12, 2007

r/ihadastroke 

A subreddit for images of people who just randomly look like they had I stroke

Guy 1“ Come on lower the price”
Guy2 “ I cant lower it any more”
Guy 1 “Fine but jrjvjfjvjejvjrjvjfjhvjtj”
Guy 2“r/ihadastroke”

r/ihadastroke by Whatsapseudonymlol42069 June 1, 2019

IHADUMA 

Acronym for "I Have a Dildo Up Me Arse", a term relating to a person with an extremely strange walk and sits down very gingerly so much so that it appears they have some sort of large sex aid inserted into their anus and it is causing extreme discomfort

Cor look at jason over there, never seen anyone walking and sitting down like that, looks like he's got a 12 incher up his arse, he's IHADUMA, it's gonna be the end of him if he doesn't remove it

IHADUMA by davethejag July 13, 2010

iHad 

An Apple product you once owned, but it either got lost, stolen or broken.

Stu: Hey dude what happened to your iPad?

Dude: Some fat bitch sat on it and broke it. Now it's an iHad.

Stu: Tough shit Dude

iHad by Aristarkus March 23, 2010