iHad 

An Apple product you once owned, but it either got lost, stolen or broken.

Stu: Hey dude what happened to your iPad?

Dude: Some fat bitch sat on it and broke it. Now it's an iHad.

Stu: Tough shit Dude

iHad by Aristarkus March 23, 2010

You know I had to do it to em 

A meme originating from over-the-top flexing, usually in relation to ones outfit or style.

Hypebeast #1 - Bro, how you going to show up to graduation wearing a jean jacket, jean-shorts combo?

Hypebeast #2 - You know I had to do it to em.

You know I had to do it to em by 🐺 November 18, 2020

I had one but it died 

An expression one uses when one is insulting/spreading gossip about someone, and the given person walks into the room.

Yeah man Kerren is the biggest fucking whore to ever grace...Kerren walks in
Yeah so actually, I had one, but it died.

I had one but it died by Chap_Melf May 7, 2004

I had something for this 

Phase, used after forgetting a one liner

as used by Sterling Archer

Archer: Damn, I had something for this, too... um... damn it. Eat grenade, stupids!

I had something for this by Crazybmws May 2, 2011

r/ihadastroke 

A subreddit for images of people who just randomly look like they had I stroke

Guy 1“ Come on lower the price”
Guy2 “ I cant lower it any more”
Guy 1 “Fine but jrjvjfjvjejvjrjvjfjhvjtj”
Guy 2“r/ihadastroke”

r/ihadastroke by Whatsapseudonymlol42069 June 1, 2019

IHADUMA 

Acronym for "I Have a Dildo Up Me Arse", a term relating to a person with an extremely strange walk and sits down very gingerly so much so that it appears they have some sort of large sex aid inserted into their anus and it is causing extreme discomfort

Cor look at jason over there, never seen anyone walking and sitting down like that, looks like he's got a 12 incher up his arse, he's IHADUMA, it's gonna be the end of him if he doesn't remove it

IHADUMA by davethejag July 13, 2010

I had to beat them to death with their own shoes

One of the coolest quotes ever.

"But the shopkeeper and his son, that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes..."

I had to beat them to death with their own shoes by thatgirldrinkinglemonade July 9, 2003