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I hate judgment
Tiffany keeps talking shit ihj!! or some other way idk
ihj by edgyspork May 13, 2018
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IHJ. I Hate Josh. It stands for what avery is thinking constantly.
Avery: IHJ
Josh: I’m sorry my goddess please let me feed you grapes in apologies
Avery: NO. IHJ.
IHJ by joshhater1212 December 1, 2021
I have just f*ckin' done it!

Use as the past tense of jfdi
Person A : Someone should **really** fix the broken toilet!

Person B : Yeah, why wait for the plumber... someone should jfdi!

Person C : IHJFDI!
IHJFDI by Peter "The Rock" V. December 13, 2012

ooooooooooefjkawoijvgop;ihjfuiphawjipufh 

A word that your local neighbor named "Nathan" made up.
Hey look it's ooooooooooefjkawoijvgop;ihjfuiphawjipufh!

taimere and ihjaa 

the sexiest freakiest couple of them all…they got money and is two freak who argue and fuck 24/7
y’all act like some taimere and ihjaa
taimere and ihjaa by taijae January 3, 2022

ihjhglkygjslahfuqwjklefjiofg

A strange phenomenon that occurs when a human being is so ridiculously bored they see no other option than to spam random keys on their keyboard. If you are reading this, listen to your teacher, they're talking about something important.
John: ihjhglkygjslahfuqwjklefjiofg.

James: Bro, how bored are you?

Mark: Yeah, seriously man, do your work.

taimere and ihjaa 

two people who argue and fuck 24/7 and just argue a lot
they two fucking freaks acting like taimere and ihjaa
taimere and ihjaa by taijae January 3, 2022
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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