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roxy: waow ifon
chara: waow ifon
mimi: waow ifon
waow ifon by Roxy Astal November 9, 2021
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ifoni • Ifone • ifon • ifong onge • ifonic • Ifonlyism • Ifont • Ifonvnp • waow ifon • If only
A person who is incapable or useless at operating an iPhone.
Paul: Seriously, Sam your ifonic. you use your finger not your toes to swipe between screens.
ifonic by South African007 January 22, 2015
Ifone
Ifone by his meemaw April 29, 2021
is good at rizzing good at rugby and has a gyatt and pulls year 8
ifoni is cute
ifoni by HIS CRUSH 🫣 June 8, 2023

Ifonlyism 

The persistent belief that "if only __________" , then situations would be corrected -- as if by magic; an oversimplification of solutions to near any idea.
"If only we didn't have government, people would be trusting of one another.."
"If only I had more money, I would be happy..."
"If only everyone believed in my religion, the world would be peaceful."
"If only everyone practiced ifonlyism, the world would be perfect."
Ifonlyism by Eyesandears July 3, 2019
In stands for irrational fear of not very nice people. I made this word up myself because why not, it's a fucking word get over it dumbass
Hey people I have an Ifonvnp
Ifonvnp by Personwhomakesupwords August 13, 2020
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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