Ifont

Short for "I'll fuck off now then"

*Person A gives very cold response*
Person B: "Ifont"
Person B: "Bye"

Ifont by bloke2110 June 6, 2020

iDontpaytaxes 

The newest product from the richest company on the planet that utilizes slave labor in third world countries to charge outrageous prices for out-dated products.

Dude, I'm so taking the lead from my corporate icon and not paying taxes cause iDontpaytaxes. Have you seen the tiny little screen on my phone?

iDontpaytaxes by appleSUX May 21, 2013

iont 

slang for "i don't"

girl: "is your new CD good?"
guy: "iont know, i haven't listened to it yet."

iont by *LiZ* March 28, 2004

Idontusuallydothisitis 

A terrible case of denial in which a woman claims that she isn't a whore. This illness usually occurs after said woman has just picked up a random guy at a bar and taken him to her home late in the evening. The most obvious symptom of the illness is when the woman claims to have never been in such a situation just prior to performing a sexual act on the guy.

Shortly after meeting her in the bar and just before fucking her mouth pussy, Lucy told me she wasn't normally the type of girl to do things like this. At first I thought maybe she was serious but after fisting her asshole, I knew she had a terrible case of idontusuallydothisitis.

Idontusuallydothisitis by tactash May 6, 2008

Idontgiveafuckitis 

Inflammation of the fuck giving gland due to extenuating work conditions.

I can't make it to that meeting becuase I have a bad case of idontgiveafuckitis, and its contagious.

Idontgiveafuckitis by Big Chizzles December 18, 2010

IDontGetShot 

A guy who doesn't get shot. His name is Allen.

" Who is IDontGetShot? "
" Allen. "

IDontGetShot by fatfuck393939339 April 8, 2021

Q-I=ONTOLOGY 

COLLECTIVE WRITINGS ART MUSIC AN INVENTIONS, OF LONNIE DARREL HARRIS

Q-I=ONTOLOGY IS A KNOT FOR PROFIT CO. OWNED BUY VETS HELPING VETS INC. LONNIE DARREL HARRIS CEO.

Q-I=ONTOLOGY by XIZENU May 15, 2018