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Minimaluminumism

Something that is made with minimalism and aluminum. This term is used in Apple parodies, referencing the minimalism and aluminum

Apple devices are made with minimaluminumism in mind

Minimaluminumism by 584940493395874392034839394 June 4, 2026

Weeb

Short for weeaboo
A person who is morbidly obsessed with Anime and other Japanese film, they try and become Japanese by doing the following
- Thinking theyre learning Japanese form Anime
- Collecting katanas and carrying them around everywhere, thinking their Japanese when they dont even do that themselves.
- Jacking off to animated 13 year old girls from Anime. That doesnt make them Japanese at all, it just makes them a straight up pedophile.

Me - who the fuck is that, why are they opening their eyes so fucking wide, and why in the ever loving hell are their fucking swords taped to his back?
Weeaboo - im japanese, i watch anime, i collect katanas, i jack off to animated 13 year old girls
Me - Oh you fucking weeb, thats not what real Japanese people are like. They dont carry katanas everywhere, they dont talk like Goku and shit, stop smoking cigarettes in your moms basement.

Weeb by 584940493395874392034839394 November 21, 2025

meatspin

The site your mother warned you out
What seems to be a game starts loading, but then its just a repetitive gif of gay porn and the guy on top having a spinning cock

- mommi, check out dis cool website called meatspin

mom - *checks out website*

mom - *chainsaws son in half*

meatspin by 584940493395874392034839394 November 7, 2025

Online Troll 

A retard on the internet

Me - I did this for a reason

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Me - Bitch please, what a fucking retarded troll. ?ban @online_troll retard

Online Troll by 584940493395874392034839394 September 17, 2025

stfw 

search the fucking web

person 1 - how do i get minecraft mods

me - stfw

stfw by 584940493395874392034839394 July 2, 2025

RTFM 

read the fucking manual

person 1 - bro i just installed this new plugin but i have no idea how to use it how

me - rtfm

person 1 - *reads manual* and it works

RTFM by 584940493395874392034839394 June 22, 2025

Crowdstrike 

in july 2024, a lot of windows pcs bsod'd because of a force update

worker - oh fuck - a windows force update. i wont be able to get this all done for an hour

someone else - we only have 5 more minutes, its crowdstrike

boss - FUCK MICROSOFT

Crowdstrike by 584940493395874392034839394 June 13, 2025