A sweetheart and a total ray of sunshine (even if she doesn't really feel that way). Bottles up emotions until she bursts, is the mom friend , would do anything and everything for her friends, very empathic and can read you like an open book. Can get angry, doesn't hold grudges. Very intelligent, you can't fool her. Also very beautiful. Will be the leader, loves attention.

A: Wow, Iarina got an A again!
B: Are you surprised?

Iarina by Whytfdoucare October 2, 2018

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Inari

Pretty on the inside and out.Has a great personality,intelligence,and is really funny.

Look there’s Inari ;).

Inari by The-real-one April 7, 2018

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iFart

When someone is listening to their iPod or any other media device and passes gas loudly but does not realize that it was not a silent fart. The high volume of the iPod confuses the body into thinking that nobody can hear your colonic cannon fire.

Rumble Grrrrr BOOM!
Friend: WHOA! What was that???
Me: I think that poor sap over there just iFarted.

iFart by Brian123WVU June 28, 2006

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Ilaria

All ilaria's are sweet, caring, slightly naive but totally endearing people that are always a few cards short of a deck but in an adorable way. they always try to help with whatever the problem is and are generally pretty amazing in every way and are totally drop dead gorgeous. they are so nice that sometimes they don't know how to say no to people and people take advantage of them because they are not exactly forceful or strong people but they always have a solid group of friends to back them up because people love them. they are honestly always trying to be nice and always perky. easily startled and flustered. Pretty damn awesome. always makes anyone's mood lighten up at least 80% after even a short conversation

person 1: Hey you see her?
person 2: who that cool person over there?
person 1: shes so cool, must be an Ilaria!
person 2: omg ur right! fuck shes awesome!
person 1: i hear she bakes really well too..
person 2: yea man. totally amazing shit.

Ilaria by cheekymonkey895 November 4, 2013

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Inari

Inari is one of the most prettiest girls you will ever met they may be mean at some time and hard to live with but it all works out they are so kind and caring and puts people over them. Inari is one of the most Beautiful people,sexiest ,honest mad loving people you could ever met. At the end they get better. Inari is one of the best sisters,wife’s,and friends.

Inari is one of the most prettiest and smartest girls I’ve ever met and not to mention caring.

Inari by Sally doll November 24, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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