iFart

When someone is listening to their iPod or any other media device and passes gas loudly but does not realize that it was not a silent fart. The high volume of the iPod confuses the body into thinking that nobody can hear your colonic cannon fire.

Rumble Grrrrr BOOM!
Friend: WHOA! What was that???
Me: I think that poor sap over there just iFarted.

by Brian123WVU June 28, 2006

Ifart

A fart that was thought by the delter to be silent but deadly but actually quite loud while they were listening to an ipod.

Did you hear jodies Ifart that could of broke a window

by elgeorgediablo July 8, 2009

iFart

Used to describe a computer-related glitch, usually involving an Apple-related product, such as an iPod, iPhone or computer.

Also applicable to those times, perhaps during a lull in a staff meeting, when several people have their laptops open and start pushing the Whoopee Cushion widget.

"Does your laptop iFart when you connect it to a projector?"

by EdnaNoCapes January 15, 2008

iFart

When you have your iPod playing loud and fart, hoping like hell it wasnt noisy because you have no control over what comes out.

Rachael thinks her shit dont stink, but I coped an iFart walking behind her at the park and believe me it does!

by nicmac October 9, 2008

iFart

The art of farting into your iPhone while recording it.

Rock had been eating beans and kraut all night. His 0500 iFart had Joe, John and Jeff in awe.

by rockchalk06 May 25, 2017

pull a ifart

Act like a underdeveloped 12 year old on lego game

If you pull a ifart you’re obviously underdeveloped

by rodinger May 12, 2022

Infartuated

When romantic feelings/infatuation has reached a point where various human functions that would usually be deemed gross and/or repulsive such as; farting, boogers, body odour, bad breath, menstruation, just to name a few become the norm in the unforeseen blink of loves eye.

Tom is spending the night at Shelly's, they are cuddling in her bed when suddenly Tom casually yet forcefully pushes out a monster fart which should repulse Shelly but instead she embraces him and kisses his cheek. Totally infartuated.

by manicbubble June 4, 2015