also known as slackerisms. Made up meanings for unfamilar words as to “how they're spelled or sound” according to the most crudely based suggestion of meaning, that is, names for fantasy lovers, sexual acts, body parts & expressions, drug use, antisocial connotations, etc. Compare Beavis and Butthead, Wayne's World, fifth grade lunch hour.
For example:
the word “orrery”
ENGLISH DICTIONARY: a clockwork mechanism rotating planets.
IDIOTUM (actual Urban Dictionary entry): the feeling you get when having a sex dream”
1.I was dreaming about LaTasha last night and it made me feel so damn orrery
2. "What do you do in your free time?”
"Me oh I take a nap and feel orrery"
"Omg dude same"
the word “shinar”
ENGLISH DICTIONARY: a country (probably Sumer) known to the early Hebrews as a plain in Babylonia
IDIOTUM (actual Urban Dictionary entry) beauty and is offered referred to as an angel or goddess.
WOW!! Here comes Shinar!!! We are not worthy! I wish I were Shinar! Then I would be the most beautiful girl in the world! *cries*
the word “crocus”
ENGLISH DICTIONARY:
IDIOTUM: (actual Urban Dictionary entry) A different word for dick
Wow that crocus is huge!
Butthead “Heh Heh Heh … he said dick.”
For example:
the word “orrery”
ENGLISH DICTIONARY: a clockwork mechanism rotating planets.
IDIOTUM (actual Urban Dictionary entry): the feeling you get when having a sex dream”
1.I was dreaming about LaTasha last night and it made me feel so damn orrery
2. "What do you do in your free time?”
"Me oh I take a nap and feel orrery"
"Omg dude same"
the word “shinar”
ENGLISH DICTIONARY: a country (probably Sumer) known to the early Hebrews as a plain in Babylonia
IDIOTUM (actual Urban Dictionary entry) beauty and is offered referred to as an angel or goddess.
WOW!! Here comes Shinar!!! We are not worthy! I wish I were Shinar! Then I would be the most beautiful girl in the world! *cries*
the word “crocus”
ENGLISH DICTIONARY:
IDIOTUM: (actual Urban Dictionary entry) A different word for dick
Wow that crocus is huge!
Butthead “Heh Heh Heh … he said dick.”
Jethro didn't know the word that Barney used in the essay question he was copying, but it sounded like he was talking about a monkey masturbating, so he answered with, "Yeah those monkeys sure have big crocuses."
"Dude, what are you saying? Sounds like an idiotum to me."
"Dude, what are you saying? Sounds like an idiotum to me."
by strong4man February 3, 2024
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Charlotte: My psychomom is twitter-stalking me!
Galen: That's so idiotmatic!
Charlotte: N.S. Sherlock!
Galen: That's so idiotmatic!
Charlotte: N.S. Sherlock!
by PrincetonTiger November 29, 2009
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Girl 1- "A friend in need is a friend indeed."
Girl 2-"That's such an idiotom! What does it even mean?"
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Guy 1- "Like a moth to a flame."
Guy 2- "Like an idiot to a cliché, you just said the first idiotom that came to your head."
Girl 2-"That's such an idiotom! What does it even mean?"
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Guy 1- "Like a moth to a flame."
Guy 2- "Like an idiot to a cliché, you just said the first idiotom that came to your head."
by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009
Get the Idiotom mug.1) to do something automatically, without thinking, because you are an idiot.
2) to do something quickly and appear to be an idiot because you didn't think beforehand. Possible when reacting by reflex or when startled.
3) (archaic) to use a catch-phrase or cliche in a really stupid way because you are an idiot. Similar to "idiomatically," but with a lower IQ.
2) to do something quickly and appear to be an idiot because you didn't think beforehand. Possible when reacting by reflex or when startled.
3) (archaic) to use a catch-phrase or cliche in a really stupid way because you are an idiot. Similar to "idiomatically," but with a lower IQ.
1) Hey, good job, moron, you idiotimatically left the cardboard under the this frozen pizza when you put it in the oven.
2) So Joe jumped out from behind those bushes last night and scared the crap out of me; I idiotimatically tried to hit him with the half-empty case of beer I was carrying, scattered beer cans all over the street.
3) "That's what she said."
2) So Joe jumped out from behind those bushes last night and scared the crap out of me; I idiotimatically tried to hit him with the half-empty case of beer I was carrying, scattered beer cans all over the street.
3) "That's what she said."
by Bearcat40 November 22, 2009
Get the idiotimatically mug.A 'marathon' of non-stop idiocy around you occurring faster than the fucks they give about it flying away.
by lKing May 12, 2014
Get the Idiotmarathon mug.A big idiot. Usually an affectionate term for someone who is your friend, but acts like a complete idiot.
Comes from the Soulja Boy song "Bootymeat". Just substitute "idiot" for "booty".
Comes from the Soulja Boy song "Bootymeat". Just substitute "idiot" for "booty".
Soulja Boy: "Girl, shake that idiotmeat. That idiotmeat. That idiotmeat. That idiotmeat. Girl, shake that idiotmeat, all up on me."
Morgan: "Just want to let you know: I've self-diagnosed myself with HAJ. Unfortunately, there's no cure, so it's just going to be something we have to keep dealing with. Please support me in this time of personal distress."
Jessica: "HAJ? Hilarious Apple Jalapeno?"
Morgan: "No. Hyperactivity Around Jessica."
Jessica: "You are USDA-approved, Grade A idiotmeat."
Morgan: "Just want to let you know: I've self-diagnosed myself with HAJ. Unfortunately, there's no cure, so it's just going to be something we have to keep dealing with. Please support me in this time of personal distress."
Jessica: "HAJ? Hilarious Apple Jalapeno?"
Morgan: "No. Hyperactivity Around Jessica."
Jessica: "You are USDA-approved, Grade A idiotmeat."
by momoooooooo May 11, 2011
Get the idiotmeat mug.The contagious belief that any device utilizing the Ideomotor Effect has merit beyond entertainment. The effect Dowsing Rods and Ouija Boards have on promoting the paranormal through unconscious muscular activity.
Iraqi security forces have demonstrated that the Idiotmeter Effect can generate millions of dollars for immoral manufacturers while risking the lives of millions.
People actually fear Ouija Boards
People think Dowsing Rods can point to bombs, water, gold, or whatever.
People actually fear Ouija Boards
People think Dowsing Rods can point to bombs, water, gold, or whatever.
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