idiotum 

also known as slackerisms. Made up meanings for unfamilar words as to “how they're spelled or sound” according to the most crudely based suggestion of meaning, that is, names for fantasy lovers, sexual acts, body parts & expressions, drug use, antisocial connotations, etc. Compare Beavis and Butthead, Wayne's World, fifth grade lunch hour.
For example:

the word “orrery”
ENGLISH DICTIONARY: a clockwork mechanism rotating planets.

IDIOTUM (actual Urban Dictionary entry): the feeling you get when having a sex dream”
1.I was dreaming about LaTasha last night and it made me feel so damn orrery

2. "What do you do in your free time?”
"Me oh I take a nap and feel orrery"

"Omg dude same"

the word “shinar”
ENGLISH DICTIONARY: a country (probably Sumer) known to the early Hebrews as a plain in Babylonia
IDIOTUM (actual Urban Dictionary entry) beauty and is offered referred to as an angel or goddess.
WOW!! Here comes Shinar!!! We are not worthy! I wish I were Shinar! Then I would be the most beautiful girl in the world! *cries*

the word “crocus”
ENGLISH DICTIONARY:

IDIOTUM: (actual Urban Dictionary entry) A different word for dick
Wow that crocus is huge!

Butthead “Heh Heh Heh … he said dick.”

Jethro didn't know the word that Barney used in the essay question he was copying, but it sounded like he was talking about a monkey masturbating, so he answered with, "Yeah those monkeys sure have big crocuses."
"Dude, what are you saying? Sounds like an idiotum to me."

idiotum by strong4man February 3, 2024

Idiotmatic 

Reflexive stupidity.

Charlotte: My psychomom is twitter-stalking me!
Galen: That's so idiotmatic!
Charlotte: N.S. Sherlock!

Idiotmatic by PrincetonTiger November 29, 2009

Idiotom 

1. An idiom used by an idiot.
2. An idiotic idiom.

Girl 1- "A friend in need is a friend indeed."
Girl 2-"That's such an idiotom! What does it even mean?"

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Guy 1- "Like a moth to a flame."
Guy 2- "Like an idiot to a cliché, you just said the first idiotom that came to your head."

Idiotom by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009

idiotimatically

1) to do something automatically, without thinking, because you are an idiot.

2) to do something quickly and appear to be an idiot because you didn't think beforehand. Possible when reacting by reflex or when startled.

3) (archaic) to use a catch-phrase or cliche in a really stupid way because you are an idiot. Similar to "idiomatically," but with a lower IQ.

1) Hey, good job, moron, you idiotimatically left the cardboard under the this frozen pizza when you put it in the oven.

2) So Joe jumped out from behind those bushes last night and scared the crap out of me; I idiotimatically tried to hit him with the half-empty case of beer I was carrying, scattered beer cans all over the street.

3) "That's what she said."

idiotimatically by Bearcat40 November 22, 2009

Idiotmarathon 

A 'marathon' of non-stop idiocy around you occurring faster than the fucks they give about it flying away.

"It appears to be an Idiotmarathon over yonder at the Westboro Baptist Church."

Idiotmarathon by lKing May 12, 2014

idiotmeat 

A big idiot. Usually an affectionate term for someone who is your friend, but acts like a complete idiot.

Comes from the Soulja Boy song "Bootymeat". Just substitute "idiot" for "booty".

Soulja Boy: "Girl, shake that idiotmeat. That idiotmeat. That idiotmeat. That idiotmeat. Girl, shake that idiotmeat, all up on me."

Morgan: "Just want to let you know: I've self-diagnosed myself with HAJ. Unfortunately, there's no cure, so it's just going to be something we have to keep dealing with. Please support me in this time of personal distress."
Jessica: "HAJ? Hilarious Apple Jalapeno?"
Morgan: "No. Hyperactivity Around Jessica."
Jessica: "You are USDA-approved, Grade A idiotmeat."

idiotmeat by momoooooooo May 11, 2011

Idiotmeter Effect 

The contagious belief that any device utilizing the Ideomotor Effect has merit beyond entertainment. The effect Dowsing Rods and Ouija Boards have on promoting the paranormal through unconscious muscular activity.

Iraqi security forces have demonstrated that the Idiotmeter Effect can generate millions of dollars for immoral manufacturers while risking the lives of millions.

People actually fear Ouija Boards

People think Dowsing Rods can point to bombs, water, gold, or whatever.

Idiotmeter Effect by Tucher_Standish November 5, 2009