Definitions by lKing

Itch Bitch 

When a small bug, unidentified, bites you and it begins to spread mad itches all over your skin.

Bro, I think I just got bit by an Itch Bitch!

Itch Bitch by lKing May 15, 2014

Fatridiction

When female genitals (Vagina) or breasts are so large they become sickly unattractive.

Ew! Her boobs are bigger than my torsoe! What a Fatridiction

Fatridiction by lKing May 15, 2014

Dickmunch 

Commonly used when in a rage, such as the word states, you munch on dicks, or you will or have munched dicks. this is used as an insult to weak minded characters.

"I killed you 1-17"
"Yeah? Well you're a fucking Dickmunch!

Dickmunch by lKing May 12, 2014

Sinexifilicalicationage 

The process of sexualizing, or perverting everyday situations, words, and thoughts.

"You are the master of Sinexifilicalicationage, or in other words, you have a dirty mind."

Sinexifilicalicationage by lKing May 12, 2014

Idiotmarathon 

A 'marathon' of non-stop idiocy around you occurring faster than the fucks they give about it flying away.

"It appears to be an Idiotmarathon over yonder at the Westboro Baptist Church."

Idiotmarathon by lKing May 12, 2014

Phlurpage

A sound you can make with your mouth by blowing air through the side of one of your cheeks, making a farting noise. It's a common sound a newbie makes when trying to beat box the wubs and dubs of Dubstep

"Dude, quit Phlurping at her. Give me a turn!"
Girl in response: "Nah, boi, I don' like your Phlurpage!"

Phlurpage by lKing May 12, 2014

Vanishinghandler 

When a males sexual parts vanish and merge into his pants/shorts and make them vanish. (Because it's so small.)

"When it isn't erect, you might think it's a Vanishinghandler!"

Vanishinghandler by lKing May 12, 2014