idiotmeat 

A big idiot. Usually an affectionate term for someone who is your friend, but acts like a complete idiot.

Comes from the Soulja Boy song "Bootymeat". Just substitute "idiot" for "booty".

Soulja Boy: "Girl, shake that idiotmeat. That idiotmeat. That idiotmeat. That idiotmeat. Girl, shake that idiotmeat, all up on me."

Morgan: "Just want to let you know: I've self-diagnosed myself with HAJ. Unfortunately, there's no cure, so it's just going to be something we have to keep dealing with. Please support me in this time of personal distress."
Jessica: "HAJ? Hilarious Apple Jalapeno?"
Morgan: "No. Hyperactivity Around Jessica."
Jessica: "You are USDA-approved, Grade A idiotmeat."

idiotmeat by momoooooooo May 11, 2011

Idiotmatic 

Reflexive stupidity.

Charlotte: My psychomom is twitter-stalking me!
Galen: That's so idiotmatic!
Charlotte: N.S. Sherlock!

Idiotmatic by PrincetonTiger November 29, 2009

idiotlect 

a variety of any language which is spoken by those who learned that language in its substandard form

A: Like, omg! OMFG! For reals? Like, O-M-F-G!

B: I know right! I was all like, I KNOW RIGHT!
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C: Are they even speaking English?

D: Nope, they're using their very own idiotlect.

idiotlect by kittysiopao December 20, 2008

idiotretardism 

This is a disease affecting people so that they have such odd Idiosyncrosies that most people think they are retarded or idiots ! Though they are actually extremely intelligent, It may not appear that way to people who are not affected by this infliction ! They are also drawn to curmudgeons for some reason !

Carrie and Tonya have the idiotretardism disease !

idiotretardism by someone with this disease=] December 21, 2008

idiomathic 

To be in a state of being pushed over, like what Jerma did to that toddler

Look what you did! Now he’s idiomathic!

idiomathic by Shinigamilalo July 5, 2023

idiotication 

Process to convert someone to reach an idiot status

Please don't let me go through the idiotication process

idiotication by luvenny February 7, 2006

idiotimatically

1) to do something automatically, without thinking, because you are an idiot.

2) to do something quickly and appear to be an idiot because you didn't think beforehand. Possible when reacting by reflex or when startled.

3) (archaic) to use a catch-phrase or cliche in a really stupid way because you are an idiot. Similar to "idiomatically," but with a lower IQ.

1) Hey, good job, moron, you idiotimatically left the cardboard under the this frozen pizza when you put it in the oven.

2) So Joe jumped out from behind those bushes last night and scared the crap out of me; I idiotimatically tried to hit him with the half-empty case of beer I was carrying, scattered beer cans all over the street.

3) "That's what she said."

idiotimatically by Bearcat40 November 22, 2009