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ifucker
iFucker someone who engages in sexual acts over instant message or video chats
iFucker someone who is addicted to Apple products
iFucker someone who fucks all the time and needs to fuck for sexual gratification, IE my girlfriend is an iFucker
iFucker someone who is addicted to Apple products
iFucker someone who fucks all the time and needs to fuck for sexual gratification, IE my girlfriend is an iFucker
ifucker by RedPortiaOne March 27, 2017
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icuck • ifuck • iSuck • iCock • iFucked • iBucks • ifuckgirlstitties • ifuckinghateveggies • ifuckinghate.ybc • icuci
Ifuckingloveyousofuckingmuchicantimaginemylifewithouyouyourewhatiwantedinmylifeyouyouyou
One word to express your love to someone. And a proof for people who say it's not a word. Yes it does exist.
-Can you express your love for me with one word?
-Ifuckingloveyousofuckingmuchicantimaginemylifewithouyouyourewhatiwantedinmylifeyouyouyou
-what that's not a word
-in on urban dictionary so it is a word
-Ifuckingloveyousofuckingmuchicantimaginemylifewithouyouyourewhatiwantedinmylifeyouyouyou
-what that's not a word
-in on urban dictionary so it is a word
iCock
A variety of cleverly so named dildos manufactured by Apple, which come in many colors, shapes and sizes. Not only does it vibrate it can also store and play itunes while masturbating. Earphones sold separately.
iCock by Nonchalant Ego March 25, 2010
icuci
Abbreviation for "I KNOW U COPIED IT." The language of origin comes from aydeen (aka: the ring; code 503; the cursed child.) We cnow that "KNOW" is spelled with a "K" not a "C", but thanks to the Ultimate G-Dash Wanker, it is know known as "icuci" instead of the original "ikuci." Similar abbreviations: INF, IDC, IDN, BTW, IWK, TMN, IMPH, LATSOTG, MCTLTIT, :0, WTF (fish), and STD.
icuci by Spencer The Druggie (STD) February 1, 2018
iFuck
1. (verb) the act of suckering someone into buying any shitty product for superficial/pretentious/trendy reasons, especially any Apple product
2. (noun) concern for superficial/pretentious/trendy things, especially Apple products
3. (adjective/adverb) superficial/pretentious/trendy
2. (noun) concern for superficial/pretentious/trendy things, especially Apple products
3. (adjective/adverb) superficial/pretentious/trendy
1. That Best Buy salesman iFucked me by telling me there's a wide variety of good games for this Mac I just purchased.
2. Leave me alone Mr. Salesman, I don't give an iFuck!
3. That iPod of yours is iFucking shitty!
4. Don't iFuck me with your iFucking iFuck, that's just iFucked up!
2. Leave me alone Mr. Salesman, I don't give an iFuck!
3. That iPod of yours is iFucking shitty!
4. Don't iFuck me with your iFucking iFuck, that's just iFucked up!
iFuck by Dagmar Geech September 8, 2008
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.