icuck

An obnoxious fan of Apple products.
An iPhone fanboy / stan
They often believe they are superior to Andriod users because the are "poor" or "broke"

Bro is such an icuck he refused to open my Samsung fridge when he comes over

icuck by BrunOst November 16, 2023

ifucker

iFucker someone who engages in sexual acts over instant message or video chats

iFucker someone who is addicted to Apple products

iFucker someone who fucks all the time and needs to fuck for sexual gratification, IE my girlfriend is an iFucker

That iFucker won't put his Apple iPhone down

ifucker by RedPortiaOne March 27, 2017

Ifuckingloveyousofuckingmuchicantimaginemylifewithouyouyourewhatiwantedinmylifeyouyouyou 

One word to express your love to someone. And a proof for people who say it's not a word. Yes it does exist.

-Can you express your love for me with one word?
-Ifuckingloveyousofuckingmuchicantimaginemylifewithouyouyourewhatiwantedinmylifeyouyouyou
-what that's not a word
-in on urban dictionary so it is a word

Ifuckingloveyousofuckingmuchicantimaginemylifewithouyouyourewhatiwantedinmylifeyouyouyou by AlexanderTheG February 10, 2021

iCock 

A variety of cleverly so named dildos manufactured by Apple, which come in many colors, shapes and sizes. Not only does it vibrate it can also store and play itunes while masturbating. Earphones sold separately.

Steve Jobs just announced the new iCock today.

iCock by Nonchalant Ego March 25, 2010

iCock 

Penis which, when plugged into an appropriate connection, downloads within a few seconds

Bob: "Hi Jackie! Hear you got a shag off Colin last night. How was it?"

Jackie; "Bloody useless. He's got an iCock, so when he put it in he shot off straight away."

iCock by CAMRA man July 3, 2011

icuci 

Abbreviation for "I KNOW U COPIED IT." The language of origin comes from aydeen (aka: the ring; code 503; the cursed child.) We cnow that "KNOW" is spelled with a "K" not a "C", but thanks to the Ultimate G-Dash Wanker, it is know known as "icuci" instead of the original "ikuci." Similar abbreviations: INF, IDC, IDN, BTW, IWK, TMN, IMPH, LATSOTG, MCTLTIT, :0, WTF (fish), and STD.

Aydeen made an ICUCI of my cuakee duck icon on the GAYm pigeon app.

icuci by Spencer The Druggie (STD) February 1, 2018

iFuck 

1. (verb) the act of suckering someone into buying any shitty product for superficial/pretentious/trendy reasons, especially any Apple product

2. (noun) concern for superficial/pretentious/trendy things, especially Apple products

3. (adjective/adverb) superficial/pretentious/trendy

1. That Best Buy salesman iFucked me by telling me there's a wide variety of good games for this Mac I just purchased.

2. Leave me alone Mr. Salesman, I don't give an iFuck!

3. That iPod of yours is iFucking shitty!

4. Don't iFuck me with your iFucking iFuck, that's just iFucked up!

iFuck by Dagmar Geech September 8, 2008