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when you buy an iPhone and break it within a week of purchase by dropping, sitting on, or just flat out losing it.
I dropped my iphone wednesday and due to iPhones No-Insurance policy I've been iFucked.
iFucked by TebowLookAlike February 3, 2010
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Oh, my iPhone just iFucked the shit out of me!
iFucked by lauren stern December 19, 2008
When you have just had incredible sex with someone far, far away via the iPhone!
Wow! I've just been iFucked so well!!!
iFucked by Elevated view February 11, 2010

i fucked your mom

something salty 12 year olds say when they get their ass kicked on call of duty
kid: i fucked your mom last night
iFucker someone who engages in sexual acts over instant message or video chats

iFucker someone who is addicted to Apple products

iFucker someone who fucks all the time and needs to fuck for sexual gratification, IE my girlfriend is an iFucker
That iFucker won't put his Apple iPhone down
ifucker by RedPortiaOne March 27, 2017

I fucked your mom

Things that little boys say when they can't come up with an insult
¿:hey your ugly
¶:hey I fucked your mom!

I fucked your mom

Our childhood was the best time of my life and I loved every minute spent with you and our jokes meant the world to me and I wish i never forgot you and I wish we had more time together now that I finally got you back in my life
I fucked your mom by I love reddie September 25, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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