ifucker

iFucker someone who engages in sexual acts over instant message or video chats

iFucker someone who is addicted to Apple products

iFucker someone who fucks all the time and needs to fuck for sexual gratification, IE my girlfriend is an iFucker

That iFucker won't put his Apple iPhone down

ifucker by RedPortiaOne March 27, 2017

ifuckedmyownass 

When you twist your body in such a way that you fuckyourownass™
Only a few men have done this in this lifetime.
To fuckyourownass™
You must put your dick inside your own ass™

Other Activities Associated with fuckingyourownass™
Charizarding While doing Charizarding and fuckingyourownass™ this causes you to become a human cannonball

The Pikachu While holding a tazer to your own ass and being in a ball you can make a charge shot

AUTOBOTS-ROLL OUT An activity when you fuckyourownass™ and roll toward the nearest person and Scream AUTOBOTS ROLL OUT!

Other Tips
You may need to remove 3 ribs on one side to complete this action
You may need to practice yoga to be flexible
You may need to see an expert in this to see how to do this

Friend Man why didnt you come last night
Me Ifuckedmyownass
Friend Oh thats nice :⁾

Me yea i had to remove 3 ribs to fuckmyownass

ifuckedmyownass by RonSmallDick December 5, 2019

iFucked 

when you buy an iPhone and break it within a week of purchase by dropping, sitting on, or just flat out losing it.

I dropped my iphone wednesday and due to iPhones No-Insurance policy I've been iFucked.

iFucked by TebowLookAlike February 3, 2010

iSucker 

Someone who stands in line 9hrs to buy an overpriced Apple product only to find the price drops by 30% two months later.

"Wow, I feel like such an iSucker right now"

"You're such an iSucker"

iSucker by Russian Nick September 17, 2007

iFucked 

Getting fucked over by an apple product

Oh, my iPhone just iFucked the shit out of me!

iFucked by lauren stern December 19, 2008

infucker 

a person who fucks himself

'man, he was a masturbater but know he's an infucker!'

infucker by habtch February 29, 2020

iFucked 

When you have just had incredible sex with someone far, far away via the iPhone!

Wow! I've just been iFucked so well!!!

iFucked by Elevated view February 11, 2010