iFuck

1. (verb) the act of suckering someone into buying any shitty product for superficial/pretentious/trendy reasons, especially any Apple product

2. (noun) concern for superficial/pretentious/trendy things, especially Apple products

3. (adjective/adverb) superficial/pretentious/trendy

1. That Best Buy salesman iFucked me by telling me there's a wide variety of good games for this Mac I just purchased.

2. Leave me alone Mr. Salesman, I don't give an iFuck!

3. That iPod of yours is iFucking shitty!

4. Don't iFuck me with your iFucking iFuck, that's just iFucked up!

by Dagmar Geech September 8, 2008

iFuck

Is when you engage a FaceTime call with your sweetheart while aggressively masturbating, beginning the call without speaking, just looking at her and thinking about her, until you climax. Must be a live feed. Verbal communication optional.

"I giggled a bit when I heard 'All My Loving' accompanying his laboured breaths while he iFucked me"

by Sillysillybangbang September 6, 2013

ifuck

The art of selling something, particularly an Apple product that may be faulty, damaged or otherwise knackered on a medium such as eBay for an inflated price - sometimes with an inaccurate or ambiguous description - knowing that some sucker is going to pay through the nose for it believing to have a good deal on a supposedly cool accessory.

I got iFucked when I bought an Ipod for $50, not knowing it had a smashed screen.

by Galford May 12, 2007

ifuck

Sexual interaction through a non-tactile medium. Either using IMs, webcams, or phones.

Apparently over 85% of Canadian college students have iFucked. I guess they're too lazy or comfortable to subject themselves to the wicked cold that is the Canadian outdoors.

by the real Rob Forney February 15, 2006

iFuck

The latest product from apple. It allows you to virtually make love to a significant other through iChat. Comes complete with orgasmic sounds and features. And romantic mood settings.

Shawty got iFucked last night by that nigga.

by Siera&Lauren January 12, 2008

iFuck

A word most likely originating from issues having to do with mac/apple hardware/software. But due to the flexibility of the word fuck, it now encompasses many different meanings. The 'i' prefix itself now represents anything to do with communications over the internet. iFuck(s)/(d)/(r) can be used as a verb, an adjective, a noun, so on. See also iTard or iFag

You dumb iFuck!

Not another ddos, i'm so iFuckd!

Dude, this hot chick i'm chattin' with wants to iFuck me =
Sweet, just don't fap on your keyboard bro

by b1naryatr0phy August 19, 2009

iFuck

Perfoming the act of fornication while listening to music from one's iPod, iTouch, iPhone, or any other Apple product. Generally occurs in an unexpected sexual situation.

Er, hell yeah, I'm up for a quickie. I'm really jammin' right now, though, so it'll have to be an iFuck.

by Rick James, b*tch May 6, 2010