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ib kids who are preformative and manipulative women and they must follow the commendment of ib:

Rule 1: Never take a man’s android
Rule 2: Never take a man’s calc
Rule 3: Never disrespect ib joaks
Rule 4: Never interrupt a brawl stars session
Rule 5: Don't talk about Woodley’s prime
Rule 6: Memorize the ib learner profile
Rule 7: An International Baccalaureate(IB) is always smarter than an academic kid

Règle 1 : Ne prends jamais l’Android d’un homme

Règle 2 : Ne prends jamais la calculatrice d’un homme

Règle 3 : Ne manque jamais de respect aux blagues d’IB

Règle 4 : N’interromps jamais une session de Brawl Stars

Règle 5 : Ne parle pas du prime de Woodley

Règle 6 : Mémorise le profil de l’apprenant IB

Règle 7 : Un élève du Baccalauréat International est toujours plus intelligent qu’un élève académique
"bro that girl is chopped bro"
"youre an ibcel goddamn"
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Incel creche

An incel creche is any online space populated almost entirely by incels, where they can hang out to chat, and feel safe to be their true selves, trade in-jokes and outrage, and to be free from any risk of challenging ideas or criticism.

If you're in-game chat stream is full of bile such as tirades against minority representation, rants that diversity is destoying gaming, homophobic slurs, or outrage at the "woke nonsense" that results ina having a female NPC in a non-sexual role, then you may have accidentally wandered into the incel creche.
"Yeah, I was watching Michael does Life's live stream of Gamescom, but had to kill the live chat - when the Call of Duty preview showed that female sniper it was clear from the misogynistic ranting that I'd stumbled into the incel creche"
Incel creche by RobertAntonWilson August 27, 2021
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incelcephaly 

The medical condition of being unable to convince someone to give you oral sex.
I have not gotten head for 6 years; I have a chronic case of incelcephaly. Also, I'm out of chronic.
incelcephaly by Bogrimm September 25, 2020

car incel 

Somebody who spends all of their time driving around in a car and playing Pokemon Go. They are usually too fat to walk. Their only joy in life comes from feeling like they are accomplished in a game about walking.
Whenever my kids try to play Pokemon Go at the park, a car shows up and the gym is taken by TommLe6969 and SilverSnailR. Wow, those people are hardcore car incels.
car incel by Ja3esBatta September 7, 2022

Icelanding 

To oppose corruption & do something about it using the power of people in numbers. And to succeed because the right to have rights is stronger than the desire to be controlled by cronies.
"I'm sick of the man sticking it to us, let's mobilize the people and start Icelanding!"
Icelanding by Ciecmate June 20, 2016
An island in the Atlantic Ocean north of England. Known for it's volcanos, beautiful nature and of course the Blue Lagoon. Low crime rate and a pretty cool country to live in. Sigur Rós is from Iceland.
Ever been to Iceland?
Iceland by sotacky December 28, 2005

icelandic 

the real most bad-ass scandinavians...so bad-ass they got kicked out of normal scandinavia. they make chuck norris look like a small child.
Smart people don't fuck with the Icelandic.
icelandic by .ao. September 21, 2006
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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