Isotoners

A outdoor rubber glove, used for gardening and yard work. The brand of gloves OJ couldn't fit on his hands during his murder trial.

Joe: I'm thinking of getting these isotoners to do some yard work

Bob: Good idea, plus if you kill someone and they get wet they'll shrink and you'll be acquitted.

by Randyt13 June 22, 2013

Isotoners

Gloves, referencing to the ones in the OJ murders.

OJ wore isotoners when he killed a bitch.

by Zach=BAMF October 23, 2007

Isotoners

1.The official clothing of the treehouse.

When you get to the treehouse, drop trou, put on isotoners,and get ready to drink V8splash.(I'm gonna suck the black off your cock nigger)

by LexLucifer October 17, 2008

radioactive isotopes

when that pussy so bomb its radioactive and unstable

John: Yo her shit was like radioactive isotopes
Michael: Shit thats lethal my guy

by Flaming jay September 26, 2017

isotoses

When someone uses a word that they have no fucking idea the meaning of in order to win a ton of points in Words With Friends on Facebook.

Dude, Ty always isotoses his way into winning against me in Words With Friends.

by Günter Frohlich October 11, 2011