injunktion
I tried getting an injunktion against Target Marketing, but da annoying slick-surfaced flyers keep clogging up my mailbox, anyway!
injunktion by QuacksO February 1, 2020
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ear infucktion
Twat I cunt hear you, I have an ear infucktion.
Can you cum a titty bit closer?
Ahh never mind I'll just finger it out for myself.
Can you cum a titty bit closer?
Ahh never mind I'll just finger it out for myself.
ear infucktion by Vitamin_Deficiency April 24, 2011
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Penile Injunction
A formal command or mandate which requires the recipient to stop acting in a certain way. A Penile Injunction is usually served when someone is particularly annoying during a social situation.
Oli: Look at that group of Chikitie over there by the bus stop, I am going to try and get involved.
Tom: Don't make an idiot out of yourself, they will think your a joker with your stupid hair.
Oli: Shut the fuck up, your the joker. I am going to get myself a hot fucking Chikita.
Tom: Dont fuck with me, or I will serve you with penile injunction
Oli: Dont do that you twat
Tom: Ok, you asked for it fuckface, I hereby serve you with a penile injunction preventing any attempted approach or contact with the Chikita's. Unlucky bitch.
Tom: Don't make an idiot out of yourself, they will think your a joker with your stupid hair.
Oli: Shut the fuck up, your the joker. I am going to get myself a hot fucking Chikita.
Tom: Dont fuck with me, or I will serve you with penile injunction
Oli: Dont do that you twat
Tom: Ok, you asked for it fuckface, I hereby serve you with a penile injunction preventing any attempted approach or contact with the Chikita's. Unlucky bitch.
Penile Injunction by Mot241 June 25, 2009
Ear Infucktion
A sarcastic way of saying you aren't listening. Used in conjunction with "twat was that" and "cunt hear you".
Ear Infucktion by Otsego69 August 19, 2016
infucktion
infucktion by Seth November 29, 2004
Ear Infucktion
"Do twat? I'm sorry! I cunt hear you! I must have an ear Infucktion! Won't you finger it out for me?"
Ear Infucktion by Edward Francis November 2, 2007
indunktion
indunktion by origionalcopy March 13, 2009
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