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rich uncle

noun: The brother of your mother or father that has a lot of money but no kids. Usually a cool bachelor, drives an old muscle car or an expensive new car. May be quirky or strange but always loves to shower his nieces and nephews with gifts.
Last year my rich uncle Tim added a Corvette along side his 1964 Jaguar E-Type coupe in East Hampton. And the best part is he lets me drive the 'vette with the valet key he gave me!
by Crazybmws April 25, 2011
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Gullwing Doors

noun; doors that can be aftermarket or stock on a car, where the door is hinged from the roof and opens vertically. Examples can be seen on the Mercedes 300SL or the Delorean
The Mercedes SLS AMG has the same gullwing doors the 300SL had when it was introduced over 50 years ago.
by Crazybmws January 11, 2012
mugGet the Gullwing Doorsmug.

Japanese Steel

noun: a slang term for a katana sword
Used in the movie Kill Bill, Vol. 1
ex 1 (plural) : "I need to see him for his Japanese steel"
ex 2 (singular) : "I have Japanese steel"
by Crazybmws November 16, 2010
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Cloud Porn

noun; a collection of titillating imagery and/or movies that can be easily accessed from any mobile device as well as your computer without using space on either. This allows for the ultimate in clandestine masturbatory activities without alerting anyone as to where you keep your "stash". Best used with people who view their porn on multiple devices or on shared computers.
I got a free 50 gb account with box.net and I'm going to use it as a place to store my cloud porn.
by Crazybmws November 22, 2011
mugGet the Cloud Pornmug.

Slush money

noun; describes the type of money that is in multiple places, in unmarked bills, in countries like Switzerland, that have policies against allowing anyone (even those with a court order) to access anyone else's account in that countries banks'.
Don Leone used his slush money in Switzerland to fund the arming of militant groups in Iraq so his stock in Saudia Arabian oil would go up.
by Crazybmws June 3, 2012
mugGet the Slush moneymug.

Janet Air

noun: refers to the airplanes that fly between McCarren International airport in Las Vegas to Area 51. The acronym Janet stands for "just another non-existent terminal". The planes that ferry the people that work there are white with red stripes and have no apparent number markings and no other markings besides those red stripes on white.
Oh cool! It's Janet Air...I wonder why I can see it up so close....
by Crazybmws August 14, 2010
mugGet the Janet Airmug.

SFG

acronym for 'so far gone'. Can refer to someone literally or figuratively.
-Man, you see that kid? He is wasted.
--Yeah he's SFG.

*You hear what O'Donnell did during the football game? He's SFG.
**Yeah they'll string him by his panties for that one....
by Crazybmws December 16, 2011
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