by thatgirldrinkinglemonade July 10, 2003
After what seemed like hours of stomach cramps at school, Jason was finally able to go home and launch his lava-like diarrhea into his beautiful porcelain throne.
by thatgirldrinkinglemonade July 11, 2003
The fat ugly guy couldn't make me come, so I waited until he passed out from exhaustion and then I masturbated.
by thatgirldrinkinglemonade July 10, 2003
Where the demons dwell, where the banshees live and they do live well.
When a man is a man and the children dance to the pipes of pan. 'Tis a magic place where the moon doth rise with a dragon's face. Where the virgin's lie
and the prayers of devils fill the midnight sky.
When a man is a man and the children dance to the pipes of pan. 'Tis a magic place where the moon doth rise with a dragon's face. Where the virgin's lie
and the prayers of devils fill the midnight sky.
"In ancient times, hundreds of years before the dawn of history, lived a strange race of people - the druids. No one knows who they were, or what they were doing, but their legacy remains, hewn into the living rock - of Stonehenge."
by thatgirldrinkinglemonade July 10, 2003
"But the shopkeeper and his son, that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes..."
by thatgirldrinkinglemonade July 10, 2003
by thatgirldrinkinglemonade July 10, 2003
This neat adventure game that came out in early 1990, created by David P. Gray. I used to play that shit when I was little. It was followed by "Hugo Whodunit?" and "Jungle of Doom." And then he made "Nitemare-3D," the 3d shooter which stared Hugo. Fun stuff!
by thatgirldrinkinglemonade July 10, 2003