iCLITerate

A person who does not know what a clitoris is or what it is for. Someone bad in bed.

Cliterally you cant find it?" "You're iCLITerate.

iCLITerate by Mahoney2 February 22, 2011

icliterate

Someone who cannot only read or write, but someone who certainly doesn't know female genitalia. Can be stretched to also suggest that someone isn't good at sex at all.

"I think the bean looks more like a golden nugget. You know, like the stuff in chocolate."
"You are the most ICLITERATE person I've ever met. Can't read, write, OR get pussy."

icliterate by très-mal-romance June 20, 2022

Technologically illiterate

Someone who doesn't know and will probably never learn how to work a computer or any form of technology, i.e video games, cell phones, microwaves, etc.

Mother: Honey, where's the space bar?
Teen: Mom, its the biggest key on the keyboard.
Mother: Oh thank you, that really helps a lot.
Teen: *Sighs* Mom, you are so technologically illiterate.

Technologically illiterate by Frostgirl117 February 24, 2011

Abusive illiterate 

An abusive illiterate is a very low life stage of human or know as a Rowan Cuntingham who think being abusive to women while in a relationship or abusing a child the ages of and between 10-17 years old is a perfectly fine thing to do then after a week play it off as if nothing happened. While on the illiterate behalf is on the lower brain ability to the point of not being able to read a 2 page babybook with no words or write the simplest of words such as him ,her, the, it and so on. An abusive illiterate is not a person you will or would ever want to involve yourself with.

"Tim: That Rowan hit her and her son and played it off as If it was nothing"

"Jack: i know and all because he was jealous that they could spell They and he couldn't"

Abusive illiterate

Abusive illiterate by Dill_dough November 1, 2020

cliterate

One who possesses advanced knowledge of and vast experience with the female genitalia. One who excels at the gift of oral pleasure.

I should have broken up with him months ago, but he is so cliterate!

cliterate by missemily9 October 28, 2009

geographically illiterate 

a person who has no knowledge of the existence of other countries or where any country is outside of the United States. Someone who sucks at geography.

Kris: Do you know where Ukraine is?
Dave: Is that the country next to India?
Kris: No! God, you're geographically illiterate

Kris: Did you hear that Russia invaded Geogia?
Dave: OMG! Are they going to invade Atlanta?
Kris: No, Georgia the country you dumbass
Dave: There's a country called Georgia?
Kris: You are so geographically illiterate

geographically illiterate by Maves December 12, 2012

technology illiterate

Someone who doesn't know anything/very little about technology. Sometimes they end up throwing around buzz words (like high-speed, big data, machine learning, IoT etc.) in an attempt to make themselves look smart - much to the dismay of the geeks watching.

Steve: "This new smart watch has 1TB of ram, a machine-learning CPU processor, 15MB of high-capacity SSD storage and 10MB of mobile data. Pretty good, eh?"
Dan: "eh..."
Steve: "Oh! Did you know that the watch also comes with a state-of-the-art big data analyzer?"
Dan: *sighs*
Dan: "Steve, your such a technology illiterate - did you know that?"

technology illiterate by Boneco123 August 5, 2020