i-boning 

sexting via an iPhone device

While traveling out of town on business, phone-boning got old so we resorted to i-boning w/pictures & videos.

i-boning by Shzae March 13, 2010

Maybe I Was Boring

Album for gay teens

Me: I listen to the “Maybe I was boring” songs

Friend: Your a fa-

Maybe I Was Boring by Imyourmeowmeow July 22, 2021

i'm bonding 

A guy who gets dressed up and carries himself like James Bond. He wears a nice suit, watch and even orders the shaken martini. The person realizes it's kind of goofy, but it makes him feel cool. James Bond, Bond, James Bond, 007, martini, shaken not stirred

Wow, you look great, is that a new suit Jay! That's right baby, I'm bonding.

i'm bonding by joecoolthefool April 3, 2016

If it’s Boeing i’m not going

What crybaby airbus glazers yell out when someone talks about a 737 MAX 9. They also say the DC-10 and MD-11 are flying coffins. They would rather die than board a Boeing 787.

Me: My favorite plane is the Boeing 777. Love the A38-
PTFS kid: IF IT’S BOEING I’M NOT GOING!!!!!!
Me: Do you want me to crash a Boeing into your location?
PTFS kid: I WOULD RATHER DIE THAN BOARD A BOEING.
Me: omg bro actually sthu.
Friend: what were u gonna say now?
Me: my other favorites are also the A380 and the DC-10.
PTFS kid: FLYING COFFIN! HATE THE DC-10!
Me: hey friend, get me the gun
Friend: ok.

If it’s Boeing i’m not going by tayy77 January 10, 2026

could I wham my oingo boingo into your velvet underground 

Slang. It means can I have sex with you? Brian propositions Lois by using the band names Wham!, Oingo Boingo and Velvet Underground. On the pool scene in the censored version Brian says, "Can I Wham my Oingo Boingo into your Velvet Underground?" In the uncensored version he says "I would eat your poop."

Brian: can I could I wham my oingo boingo into your velvet underground? Lois: wym? Brian: can I have sex with you?

could I wham my oingo boingo into your velvet underground by B-rizzle July 6, 2019

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020