i-boning

sexting via an iPhone device

While traveling out of town on business, phone-boning got old so we resorted to i-boning w/pictures & videos.

by Shzae March 13, 2010

Maybe I Was Boring

Album for gay teens

Me: I listen to the “Maybe I was boring” songs

Friend: Your a fa-

by Imyourmeowmeow July 22, 2021

i'm bonding

A guy who gets dressed up and carries himself like James Bond. He wears a nice suit, watch and even orders the shaken martini. The person realizes it's kind of goofy, but it makes him feel cool. James Bond, Bond, James Bond, 007, martini, shaken not stirred

Wow, you look great, is that a new suit Jay! That's right baby, I'm bonding.

by joecoolthefool April 3, 2016

If it’s Boeing i’m not going

What crybaby airbus glazers yell out when someone talks about a 737 MAX 9. They also say the DC-10 and MD-11 are flying coffins. They would rather die than board a Boeing 787.

Me: My favorite plane is the Boeing 777. Love the A38-
PTFS kid: IF IT’S BOEING I’M NOT GOING!!!!!!
Me: Do you want me to crash a Boeing into your location?
PTFS kid: I WOULD RATHER DIE THAN BOARD A BOEING.
Me: omg bro actually sthu.
Friend: what were u gonna say now?
Me: my other favorites are also the A380 and the DC-10.
PTFS kid: FLYING COFFIN! HATE THE DC-10!
Me: hey friend, get me the gun
Friend: ok.

by tayy77 January 10, 2026

could I wham my oingo boingo into your velvet underground

Slang. It means can I have sex with you? Brian propositions Lois by using the band names Wham!, Oingo Boingo and Velvet Underground. On the pool scene in the censored version Brian says, "Can I Wham my Oingo Boingo into your Velvet Underground?" In the uncensored version he says "I would eat your poop."

Brian: can I could I wham my oingo boingo into your velvet underground? Lois: wym? Brian: can I have sex with you?

by B-rizzle July 6, 2019