i sleep 

When someone sends you a funny video. It’s similar to replying with im deceased

Jason: *sends meme*
Brad: I sleep

i sleep by LovleyPeaches177 June 2, 2020

i sleep naked 

the worst fucking larry fanfic to exist

whats your favorite larry fic?
probably i sleep naked
*runs away*

i sleep naked by anonymous April 5, 2021

I sleep naked 

Literally the worst fan fiction ever about Larry Stylinson. It romanticises aspergers and borderline personality disorder which are serious conditions, like dude, just say you’re stupid and go.

Person A: Have you read I sleep naked, it’s one of my favourites!

Person B: NOOO!! If you need fanfic recommendations you could've just said so, but I sleep naked is NOT IT. It romanticises mental illnesses.

Person A: what should I read then?

Person B: well, young and beautiful by velvetoscar, escapade by dolce_piccante, unbelievers by isthatyoularry, tired tired sea by mediawhore, and tonnes more.

I sleep naked by anonymous May 18, 2021

I sleep in a racecar, do you sleep in a racecar 

1.Last resort phrase used in an argument to try and gain ground when otherwise utterly defeated.

Made popular by Kirk Van Houten when trying to find something that Homer would envy during his new divorce.

Kirk VanHouten: I sleep in a racecar, Do you sleep in a racecar?
Homer: I sleep in a big bed with my wife.

I just got a new job and a new car...what's up with you?
I sleep in a racecar, do you sleep in a racecar?

I sleep in a racecar, do you sleep in a racecar by Jackdrnkrno7 March 12, 2010

i sleep with a bed and squish mellow 

When someone asks you what do you shag with, you respond with this.

“Hey Emma, what do you shag with?”
“i sleep with a bed and squish mellow!”

i sleep with a bed and squish mellow by emmalovesuglyboy February 22, 2021

how do i sleep 

how do I sleep?
Step 1: close eyes
Step 2: relax body
Step 3: Discard all thoughts
Step 4: Rest.

Did it work????

How do I sleep?

Hmmm here maybe this will work

how do i sleep by Zalingie June 15, 2022

I’m sleep 

When someone says something crazy or mad dumb and you just 🛌🚶🏽 ♀️😂

Or someone’s wack opinion gets put out and you just 🛌

My brother blocked me.
Why?
I sent an image of my booty to him on accident.
I’m sleep bru

Or

I’m better than you at 2k
What!?! I’m sleep 😐

I’m sleep by Abominal beast February 5, 2021