Yo dude, Jack's sleepin. No, he's just connected to iSleep.
Me and my friends are trying iSleep tonight. Fucking great, way more useful than sleep.
Me and my friends are trying iSleep tonight. Fucking great, way more useful than sleep.
by anus2rue March 13, 2018
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A follower of the Apple cult regardless of the usefulness or real worth of the product. Believes with without question the cult propaganda which installs the almost mythological belief that what they have just bought is the fastest or most user friendly product ever, only to be re-sold the same product, with a few minor tweaks, a few months later with the same rhetoric and complete disregard for reality. Easily mislead by their own egos and think they are being unique and innovative. Often wrong but convinced they are correct. See definition for extremist, brainwashed fukwits.
by David Waller January 9, 2008
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OMG MICAH YOUNG HAS AN IPHONE
Person 2: Why'd he get it?
Person 1: Because he says it was the best one on the market.
Person 2: What an iSheep
OMG MICAH YOUNG HAS AN IPHONE
Person 2: Why'd he get it?
Person 1: Because he says it was the best one on the market.
Person 2: What an iSheep
by Bexy D November 2, 2008
Get the iSheep mug.Pathetically slavish devotees of Apple Computers who blindly embrace any product hawked by their turtle-necked tech messiah Steve Jobs.
The iSheeple are, as a general rule, more interested in Apple products as fashion accessories and will buy several permutations of the same item in order to stay "current", even when that device has obvious design flaws and is liable to break under even normal usage conditions (see: iPhone 4) or cause the user actual physical harm (see: overheating Macbooks). Rather than picking the best tool for the job, iSheeple choose the Apple alternative every time, paying over the odds for a product that is not as useful as it should be (see: iPad).
Ignoring well-reasoned arguments from less biased computer enthusiasts everywhere, they will never truly be convinced that Apple products are overrated. For iSheeple the mind-numbing simplicity of the various Apple operating systems is actually comforting: a real power operating system would only leave them huddled over in a corner shaking uncontrollably and sobbing that iTunes can't run their lives and tell them what to buy next anymore.
More extreme iSheeple will decorate non-Apple products with the now ubiquitous fruit silhouette logo, even going so far as to have the icon tattooed onto their skin in an overwhelming display of blind conformity.
Such is their unswerving quasi-religious devotion they are classed as acceptable targets and should be mocked whenever possible.
The iSheeple are, as a general rule, more interested in Apple products as fashion accessories and will buy several permutations of the same item in order to stay "current", even when that device has obvious design flaws and is liable to break under even normal usage conditions (see: iPhone 4) or cause the user actual physical harm (see: overheating Macbooks). Rather than picking the best tool for the job, iSheeple choose the Apple alternative every time, paying over the odds for a product that is not as useful as it should be (see: iPad).
Ignoring well-reasoned arguments from less biased computer enthusiasts everywhere, they will never truly be convinced that Apple products are overrated. For iSheeple the mind-numbing simplicity of the various Apple operating systems is actually comforting: a real power operating system would only leave them huddled over in a corner shaking uncontrollably and sobbing that iTunes can't run their lives and tell them what to buy next anymore.
More extreme iSheeple will decorate non-Apple products with the now ubiquitous fruit silhouette logo, even going so far as to have the icon tattooed onto their skin in an overwhelming display of blind conformity.
Such is their unswerving quasi-religious devotion they are classed as acceptable targets and should be mocked whenever possible.
Even the usually infallible Stephen Fry is a notorious Apple bore and figurehead of the irritating iSheeple masses.
by LastWeekZeke December 27, 2010
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Get the Isheep mug.Any apple user who roasts Android users with reasoning such as poor camera quality or the battery falling out (Aka features from a 2012 Android or $20 Wal-Mart Android). Furthermore, the typical isheep will always buy the lastest iPhone (almost always with a payment plan because they're so overpriced) no matter how much better and cheaper an Android is. The truth is iPhones are shit, they are fragile, lack customization, overpriced, lack storage space, have terrible battery life and let's not forget that they don't even have a headphone jack. All anyone ever pays for is the apple logo
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*Sees Blockaye posted yet another isheep meme
Me- I like this meme page, but he sure is. A part of the herd of isheep
*Sees Blockaye posted yet another isheep meme
Me- I like this meme page, but he sure is. A part of the herd of isheep
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