I could eat 

An easy way of saying "I'm not hungry, but if you're cooking/buying me food I'm up for eating it."

"Hey I'm running to McD's, you want me to grab you something??" "Yeah, I could eat."

I could eat by breezy-licious September 10, 2011

I could eat a peach for hours 

Line from the movie Face Off. Said by Nicholas Cage's character, Castor Troy. It means to perform oral sex on a female for, in this case, hours.

A guy trying to seduce a foxy lady: You know i could eat a peach for hours.

I could eat a peach for hours by Mitch Tyler November 22, 2009

I could eat a knob at night 

Said first by Karl Pilkington- a fantastic idiot with a head like an orange- in conversation on The Ricky Gervais Show podcast about 'I'm a celebrity get me out of here' and a celebrity eating a kangaroo penis.

Ricky: "So what're you saying??"
Karl: "I'm saying...I could eat a knob at night."

I could eat a knob at night by Auntie Nora November 16, 2007

i could eat a nun's arse through a convent gate 

Indication of being very hungry indeed.

'I'm so hungry, I could eat a nun's arse through a convent gate.'

i could eat a nun's arse through a convent gate by mockschmock December 9, 2006

i could eat the north end of a skunk moving south 

An expression of extreme hunger. Common in rural Wyoming and Colorado, USA

"Man, I'm so hungry I could eat the north end of a skunk moving south."

i could eat the north end of a skunk moving south by Christie Malry October 9, 2006

i could eat a buttered frog 

what you say when you are beyond hungry. only to be said if you are so hungry, you truly believe you really could eat a buttered frog.

a: hey wanna get some maccy d's?
b: nah i'm not hungry.
a: not hungry? i could eat a buttered frog!

i could eat a buttered frog by me old fruity August 31, 2006

I could eat the crutch off a low flying duck 

To be so hungry that if a duck were to fly over you quite close to your head you would reach up and take a bite of the duck's crutch in order to ease your hunger pains.

Man I'm so hungry I could eat the crutch off a low flying duck!

I could eat the crutch off a low flying duck by hoodlum_hunter April 29, 2009