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I would have sex with ______
(usually used by people in the DMV)
"Damn, look at Moniquisha Delonquine!"

"Cuh, i'd hit that"
i'd hit by edbthebomb April 11, 2012
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I'd Hit it 

Vernacular, commonly used by males, meaning, "I would like to have sexual relations with that female."
"Wow, she's stacked! I'd hit it!"
I'd Hit it by DictionaryX January 23, 2003

i'd hit it -- with a car 

A phrase use to describe a person whom you find sexually revolting. A derivative of expressions such as "I'd hit it" and "I'd tap that" used to express the desire to have sexual relations with a person if given the opportunity.

I'd hit it, I'd hit that, I'd tap that
i'd hit it -- with a car
Two guys talking

1: hey you know angela?
2: yeah i'd hit it
1: what the hell? she's nasty
2: with a car

I'd hit that 

A phrase you say when you see a girl really attractive, and that you would have intercourse with her if the oppurtunity presented itself.
"Wow, did you see that girl over there?"
"Yeah."
"I'd Hit that."
"Same Here."
I'd hit that by MichealBluth December 29, 2005

i'd hit that 

The statement one makes when one sees a burning beacon of raw sexuality or other similarly attractive object to which they would gladly administer a sound fucking.
*fine piece of ass walks by*

Slavering horny adolescent male 1: I'd hit that.

SHAM 2: I'd hit that like the fist of an angry god.

SHAM 3: I'd hit that so hard, whoever could pull me out would be the king of England.

SHAM 4: I'd hit that... with a stick.

SHAM 1-3: *glare*
i'd hit that by The God-Emperor April 11, 2008

i'd hit it, with a baseball bat. 

The oposite of I'd hit it. Used in a way that calls the other person ugly. See: I'd never hit it even if I was forced to
i'd hit it, with a baseball bat. in action

Nick: Hey Matt you know Rebecca?

Matt: Yeah, I'd hit it.

Nick: Ewww, shes nasty what the fuck is wrong with you?

Matt: With a baseball bat.

Nick: Ohhhh, haha me too.

Matt: Yeah, I'd never hit it even if I was forced to.

i'd hit it 

Formerly a slang phrase referring to a male's stated prediliction toward sexual relations with a previously identified female, the phrase has now come to refer to an individual's stated desire to perform sexual relations with a (typically McDonald's) hamburger.

Background: An unfortunate McDonald's advertising campaign, circa early 2005, developed under the assumption that the use of urban lexicon might appeal to a previously underrepresented demographic, i.e., the burger-fetishists.
"Double Cheeseburger? I'd hit it. I'm a Dollar Menu guy."

(McDonald's advertising copy, used without permission.)
i'd hit it by aluxeterna April 12, 2005
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