hypervirgin 

Somebody who is a virgin, not only in the sense that they haven’t had any form of sex, but that they also more than likely have never made it past first base with a significant other.

Person 1: Smash or pass Emily?
Person 2: Pass, I’ve heard she’s a hypervirgin.
Person 1: Damn.

hypervirgin by gobbsie December 9, 2018

Hypervirility 

A feigned rare condition used by infertile men in the senile stage of their life. It is an assumed macho excuse for their many failed marriages and sterility (which they perceive others to view as unmanly). First popularly used by Chevy Chase’s character, Pierce Hawthorne, in the NBC TV comedy Community, episode 2 ‘Spanish 101.’

Pierce: “What’s the moist-towelette industry like? Oh, believe me, it’s nothing like the product. Nah, it’s a hard…dry…large business. Destroyed all my marriages. ‘Course it didn’t help any that I can’t have children—I’m not sterile! In fact, it’s a rare condition called ‘hypervirility.’ Apparently my sperm SHOOT through the egg like bullets! Huh, can you believe that?”
Jeff: “I can’t. But YOU can, so that’s fine.”

Hypervirility by Amorphous Intelligence September 25, 2009

hypervaginosis

the condition or state of being a "big pussy". Occasionally used by health professionals to refer to a patient that whines extensively about relatively minor things.

That guy won't shut up about his sore finger. His diagnosis should be hypervaginosis!

hypervaginosis by ImDontknow March 6, 2011

hypervagina 

An open vagina that is constantly inserted with objects such as umbrellas, tent poles, bottles, and barrels of monkeys.

Tina's hypervagina likes monkey barrels.

hypervagina by will tig September 13, 2006

Hypervigilance 

1. Unable to hold color
2. mood swings and ambitions
3. Bashful lucid forethought, steadfast cunning,
4. Extrovert/Introvert, betwixt.
5. Over OR Under focused at task
6. Appears to hunger
7. Intent on attitude or behavior that is more/less desirable.
8. Intent on gossip, babble, rambles, rants, tirades
9. Obscure OR Obligatory
10. To appeal to misconceptions

Hypervigilance,

Phillip Broff
"and yet, what are we to do about this insignificant business of other people. So ill equipped to envision others and their Interior workings and personal aims"

Allan Greenspan
"I know you think you understand what you thought I said, but I’m not sure you realize that what you heard is what I meant"

Infected Mushroom
"Can't stop thinking about the times I lost to you
Can't stop thinking about all the things I used to do
When I can't stop making bad decisions
Then I can't eating somebody make me chew
You know this smile that i want to see you
/I put on a smile that you want to see
Another day goes by that I long to be like you."

"It aint you, it's me,
I'm no good for you,
I'm no good for me."

Hypervigilance by somanmbulanz November 14, 2009

hypervirginism 

when you only fuck virgins

jane, i diagnose you with hypervirginism

hypervirginism by aitam May 19, 2024

Hyper virgin 

Someones who is such a virgin whenever they interact with another person they instantly regain their virginity or if they where virgin they also become a hyper virgin, like a disease but its annoying and disrespectful

You are the largest hyper virgin in the universe

Hyper virgin by Uno_Bruno October 23, 2022