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Hypertrophy 

it comes from the greek word "procrasturbate" and means to build muscle fiber. first said when Socrates called Aristole a bitch and told to work out to build hypertrophy.
Meg Phil went to the Gym and beat up "little people" thus she developed Hypertrophy.
Our pickle ball team won the hypertrophy and partied like it was 1999 big willy style
Hypertrophy by harry Ballsonya November 18, 2004
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penile hypertrophy 

when you beat your weewee too much it go boom and zzzzzz and ooga booga and ding ding ding
wanker: i just achieved penile hypertrophy..
wanker 2: nice

Natural hypertrophy 

Some French dude who ate way too many croissants and reviews hentai porn on YouTube apparently.
Natural hypertrophy loves Jason Blaha from the bottom of his heart.

hypertrophic scar 

A scar that's bothersome and unsightly because it's raised above the skin and looks like a lump due to too much collagen being produced during the healing process of a wound. It feels itchy and sometimes painful, too. It may take several years for them to flatten and fade, but until then they're a real pain and you're going to spend a bit of money on silicone sheets and scar gel to remove them. On the bright side, at least it's not a keloid.
"I have a few hypertrophic scars on my neck that have gotten me kicked out of my girlfriend's house because her parents thought they were hickeys."

hypetrophyambnomisha

Fear of sexual urgues
if someone suffers from hypetrophyambnomisha, they repress there sexual emotions seeming a-sexual (not interested in any sexual activity)
hypetrophyambnomisha by kmanjohnston September 24, 2006

Hypertrophapathy 

When someone's apathy has grown bigger and stronger through repetitive use
Given all the bullshit I've had to endure of late, I am experiencing hypertrophapathy. Like, I just don't fucking care
Hypertrophapathy by The_Salty_Seaman December 26, 2022

hypertropic 

1. Acting upon, influencing, or existing within a higher dimension or state beyond conventional understanding or perception.

2. Characterized by transcendent properties or effects that operate beyond typical physical or conceptual boundaries.

3. (of a phenomenon, entity, or process) Exhibiting qualities or behaviors that suggest interaction with or manipulation of higher-order realities.

Origin: early 21st century; from hyper- 'above, beyond' + -tropic from Greek tropos 'turn, way, manner'
The scientist hypothesized that consciousness itself might be a hypertropic phenomenon, emerging from interactions between our observable universe and higher dimensions.
hypertropic by fieldb2 August 4, 2024
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