The process of smothering a girl with a pillow, then after a short period, you remove the pillow, and as she gasps for air, you blow your load in her mouth, thus causing Hyperventejaculation.

So you take a girl home, she seems interesting enough, and to spice things up a bit you put a pillow over her head..."What the fuck!?" she may be thinking (maybe saying it too, but you'll probably just hear a muffled sound and some squealing). Make sure to get yourself ready for the final leg of the process, just as she thinks youre actually trying to kill her you remove the pillow; said girl lifts her head up and takes a huge intake of air, aswell as an entire load of seamen causing mild discomfort. Girls love it really.

The process of Hyperventejaculation is often made better when followed up by a round of sandwiches which the bitch is going to make for you. Otherwise follow up with a Black Eye.

Hyperventejaculation by El Mo Capitan July 5, 2010

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hyparfanate

the cause of a major explosion between the legs, causing a ruffled sound

I think the man ,after Mexican hyparfanated.

hyparfanate by Givv February 11, 2017

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HyperFentStompJelq

be under the influence of fent and double grip your penis, stand up on something, fall backwards and "hypejelq" the skin of your penis, similar to jelqing, only much more dangerous.

Raff: Hey Atticus. Do you wanna go out today?

Atticus: NAHHHHH I just HyperFentStompJelq'ed my shaft last night, too tired to go out.

Raff: So did I, but I'm still out loser.

Atticus: How about you hop of the meat, get some money, and suck my dick?

Raff: Alright fine. *gurns on it*

HyperFentStompJelq by munter/jelqer/jonkler February 7, 2025

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Hypercentenarian

A person who lives beyond 115 years of age

John became a hypercentenarian last Sunday.

Hypercentenarian by English_boy February 21, 2025

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Hypernated

A word used to describe what Celina does if she eats chocolate or has any kind of sweet or coffee. It’s derived from her Instagram handle hyper_hub.

Careful, don’t give Celina another brownie—she might get hypernated again!

Hypernated by _batman619_ May 1, 2025

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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