be under the influence of fent and double grip your penis, stand up on something, fall backwards and "hypejelq" the skin of your penis, similar to jelqing, only much more dangerous.
Raff: Hey Atticus. Do you wanna go out today?
Atticus: NAHHHHH I just HyperFentStompJelq'ed my shaft last night, too tired to go out.
Raff: So did I, but I'm still out loser.
Atticus: How about you hop of the meat, get some money, and suck my dick?
Raff: Alright fine. *gurns on it*
Atticus: NAHHHHH I just HyperFentStompJelq'ed my shaft last night, too tired to go out.
Raff: So did I, but I'm still out loser.
Atticus: How about you hop of the meat, get some money, and suck my dick?
Raff: Alright fine. *gurns on it*
by munter/jelqer/jonkler February 7, 2025
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