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Hypixel skyblock player

A braindead person who's life is dedicated to the grind and who prefers +3 strength over all his family members together.
Mother: My son is a hypixel skyblock player.
Friend/Family member: Condolences.
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Hypixel Skyblock

A spinoff of the original skyblock, where instead of spending all your time on your island (building and expanding it) you spend 90% of your time in the Skyblock hub with so many things to grind so you can be a better player overall. The goal for most Hypixel skyblock players is the stop playing hypixel skyblock.
Man i have been grinding Sven on Hypixel skyblock for 80 hours and have gotten over 3 million slayer exp without my RNG drop, i wish i could stop playing this horrible game but I have devoted so much time to it i CANT stop now!

helix fossil 

The God of Anarchy and father of Bird Jesus. The prophecy says the helix will guide his followers though all evil and silence the democracy of the dome.
helix fossil by aaabaaajss March 2, 2014
Oral treatment for when your wife/gf has a headache and only pleasure down below will provide the cure.
Baby, my head's a poundin', I need that helixer right away!
helixer by Frank'n berry October 17, 2013

Hylian Shield 

Link's final shield that defends virtually everything and is so powerful that monsters can't break it and is the most badass shield in the world. Can even PREVAIL against GANON. GANON gets worried every time he sees Link's MASTER SWORD AND HYLIAN SHIELD.
Link used his Hylian shield to defend against Ganon!
N. Someone so infatuated with the Legend of Zelda series that they've learned the Hylian language, have made Link battle sounds, have the Triforce somewhere on their body, refer to something in reality as something from the game, or all of the above.
Chick: That painting of that abstract almond kind of looked like a Deku nut...
Guy: You're definitely a Hylian.
Hylian by Phantom Tonberry July 7, 2009