Head Up The Ass syndrome. Living or acting (especially while driving) in such a way that any sane person would easily conclude that you've clearly got shit for brains.
1) Most drivers in Miami have an incurable case of HUTA; 2) "Pull your head out of your ass, dickweed, the view's nicer out here!" is commonly shouted at drivers with HUTA.
The fear of Jhope dropping his mixtape while you're either asleep, away from wifi, at work or at school. (Basically anything that keeps you away from SoundCloud LOL)
Hixtaphobia means I can't afford to sleep when there's a chance this mixtapewill drop!