Hixtaphobia

The fear of Jhope dropping his mixtape while you're either asleep, away from wifi, at work or at school. (Basically anything that keeps you away from SoundCloud LOL)

Hixtaphobia means I can't afford to sleep when there's a chance this mixtape will drop!

Hixtaphobia by ARMYthroughandthrough July 30, 2017

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Hixtapophobia

Fear of missing the release of Hixtape, because you were either asleep, at work or at school.

MAN I CANT SLEEP BECAUSE OF HIXTAPOPHOBIA

Hixtapophobia by Fetusjeon February 17, 2018

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Related Words

Hixtaphobia • Hillaphobia • histophobia • Hitlaphobia • Hixtapophobia • Huntaphobia

Hitlaphobia

The fear of being killed by men with mustaches

I would go to the nightclub but the bouncer gives me hitlaphobia

Hitlaphobia by Totally not a nazi October 31, 2017

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Hillaphobia

Fear of Hillary Clinton

Oh, crap now I have Hillaphobia. Don't let her be president.

Hillaphobia by Hillaphobia November 29, 2016

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Huntaphobia

Huntaphobia - the fear of being hunted down by your fears or worst enemies! Mwhahahahah!

“I feel like someone is after me...”, “Maybe you have Huntaphobia!”.

Huntaphobia by AFKbunny1 June 16, 2018

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histophobia

the extreme fear of having history on your school timetable

Are you going to go to lesson?
no i can’t i have histophobia.

histophobia by mrs swift October 20, 2023

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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