Huxtabate

To masturbate using somebody else's hand - either while the other party is unconscious, or unwilling to escalate sexual proceedings rapidly enough to satisfy the huxtabator. Synonym: Cosbate.

Brian: How'd your date with Angela go last night?
Kenneth: Not too well. She wasn't into me at all.
Brian: Bummer bro.
Kenneth: Well, she did drink a lot. I huxtabated after she passed out and bailed.

Brian: Damn son

by FriendOrFlake November 21, 2014

Juxtabate

To masterbate with somebody else to such a mind blowing effect that it heavily contrasts the recipient's own skills and techniques.

Whoa, like she just totally juxtabated me last night, so much better than whatever I could do.

by PorkiousMaximus November 28, 2014

Rhys Huxtable

Very hot attractive male who is a top shagger and gets hella bitches. Has big pp

‘’ oh you know rhys Huxtable yeah he has a big slong’’

by Rhux December 17, 2019

Huxtable House Special

A Huxtable House Special is a male pours a lot of pudding on a female's vagina, then he inserts his penis inside & begins thrusting. While thrusting, the male would begin site Bill Cosby line like Zippety Zoop & Boopety Boop Boop. While the male is quoting such lines & thrusting, both particpants would reach their climax, ejecting their sexual fluids. Once both of them release these fluids, the guy would give the girl a Cosby Sweater. After she receives her Cosby Sweater, the male would pull out mixing both participants sexual fluids with the pudding that's on the female's vagina using his penis. The age requirement to try this is 45 years & up

Bill a man, 47 years old wanted to try something new with his wife Ellen, who is 45 years old. So Bill says to Ellen, "Hey baby I wanna show you what Huxtable House Special is". Ellen's response it " What the hell is that"? Bill responds to her by saying, "Look I have a whole lotta pudding cups here, so just zippetty zoop yourself to the bed room & you will find out.

by Sho'Nuff Joiner November 4, 2013

dropping the huxtables off at the pool

Taking a poop

I'm going to drop the Huxtables off at the pool, I'm dropping the Huxtables off at the pool

by CorvetteChris June 30, 2016

Cliff Huxtable

The act of drugging a bi-racial family and having sex with their collective anii. (Anuses)

I Cliff Huxtabled my neighbors, and they didnt press charges.

by notfornothing14 December 14, 2014

Going Huxtable

The act of settling down, finding a good job, and starting a family.

She is so fine, I could totally go Huxtable with that chick.

by dtox June 16, 2005