When you have a dream that you are a big, plump, steamy, juicy hotdog, so big and plump that the
bun will not close around you. Then you realize that ketchup is sliding out the end of the
bun, and then you wake up incarcerated, and your cellmate's chin is resting on your shoulder while he's fucking you up the
asshole...
Hey, in prison such choices aren't always yours to make.