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1. When a wife or girlfriend goes out for a girls night, the husband gets some time with himself for some one on one husbation
2. Masturbation by the husband
3. Masturbation of the husband by the wife
1. Leon: "My goose is out with her girls tonight, better get to my husbation"
2. Ricardo: "I need some lube and tissues for my husbation"
3. Candice: "I'm gonna give George a good husbation tonight"
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Hobation 

If someone is found guilty of being a ho then they are placed on hobation. The amount of time spent on hobation is to be determined by the impromptu court of hoes.
Alex: Sarah are those the booty shorts you wore to the dance last night?
Sarah: Yeah! Aren't they tiny?
Alex: They sure are. I bet you weren't wearing them for long!
Phil: Is that a hair stuck in the crotch zipper?
Sarah: Maybe..


HOBATION!
Hobation by Cumdance Kid March 6, 2009

hoebation 

When one is prohibited from any slightly promiscuous, slutty, or inappropriate behavior due to past behavior that was overly promiscuous, slutty, or inappropriate. Meant to help one clean up one's act.
Because of behavior at the dance, Sally was on hoebation and couldn't date the guy from juvi.
hoebation by Mr. Rotenburg March 9, 2009

hugnation 

Noun. The use of hugging as an instrument of beguilement, often in a(n) (futile) attempt to regain a friend's favor or trust.
Derivatives: hugnator, hugnative, hugnatively.
1.I really hate it when he does hugnation to me. It's never going to work.

2.He's such a hugnator - he hugs me for a looong time every time he sees me.

3.That was such a hugnation. Don't fall for that.
hugnation by DFF_PhD February 20, 2011

hugnation 

Noun. The use of hugging as an instrument of beguilement, often in a(n) (futile) attempt to regain a person's favor or trust.

Derivatives: hugnator, hugnative, hugnatively.
1.I really hate it when he does hugnation to me. It's never going to work.

2.He's such a hugnator - he hugs me for a looong time every time he sees me.

3.That was such a hugnation. Don't fall for that.
hugnation by doctor ff March 1, 2011

humbition 

It’s a term Polly and I first heard from Jane Harper, a nearly 30-year veteran of IBM. It is, she explains, the subtle blend of humility and ambition that drives the most successful leaders—an antidote to the know-it-all hubris that affects so many business stars. “The more I know,” she says sensibly, “the more I know there is to know.”
To get anywhere in this business without a little humbition.
humbition by Go baby hoo hoo August 9, 2008