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Hosation 

the noun form of a hosed state.
User: "My computer is hosed again."
Tech Support: "This hosation was caused by a virus downloaded during your excessive porn surfing."
Hosation by Brian N April 21, 2006
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Hobation 

If someone is found guilty of being a ho then they are placed on hobation. The amount of time spent on hobation is to be determined by the impromptu court of hoes.
Alex: Sarah are those the booty shorts you wore to the dance last night?
Sarah: Yeah! Aren't they tiny?
Alex: They sure are. I bet you weren't wearing them for long!
Phil: Is that a hair stuck in the crotch zipper?
Sarah: Maybe..


HOBATION!
Hobation by Cumdance Kid March 6, 2009
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hosition 

Any position one puts their Ho in
My bitch was so nimble last night, I hit that in every hosition I could think of.
hosition by GlazeHer January 29, 2015
When you have more than one sexual partner at a time and do not care for a "real relationship" you just want to have fun
I have five guys on my hotation as of this month
hotation by lightbrown.eyes March 4, 2018
The act of rotating hos in order to preserve pussy freshness.
Dude, I'm gonna need some hotation tonight, Tits McGee is getting on my fucking nerves.
Hotation by You know who Tara December 18, 2008

Holationship 

A bromance between vaginas.
Person 1 "Hey, are Julie and Erin lesbians or something? They're always together."

Person 2 "No, they are just in a holationship"
Holationship by Lowah January 9, 2010

honation 

A donation made by a Ho, a HOnation.
him: "now that I am rich as fuck, I feel like I should make some sort of donation"
her: "why don't I just give up my gine to a dick in need? it will be a HOnation"
him: "I love you"
her: "who doesn't?"
honation by GlazeHer June 10, 2015
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