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When one hosts an event of epic proportion they are said to have "hostation" of the event.

I will be forced to give up my hostation due to unforeseen acts of awesome.

Will you please accept this invitation of hostation for this Indiana Jones Movie Night?

hostation by Julia D May 20, 2008

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horcation

Going on vacation with another person while separated from your current spouse or partner. The general intent being that of sexual interaction / general pleasure / leisure.

When my STBX found out I was going on vacation with my new boyfriend he said “enjoy your horcation”. The obvious undertone of this comment being that I am a whore for going on vacation with someone other than himself.

horcation by twolittlebirds June 19, 2017

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Hoetation

When you have a rotation of men or women you consistently cycle through

Are you just hooking up with one dude rn? Nah I have a hoetation of 5 men rn.

Hoetation by Sonia K May 9, 2020

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hoflation

The increase in cost for a date out with a female. Also includes time spent courting such female in social networks like Instagram. sliding in DMs, payin the check, etc.

Dude1: My grandpa had to spend 1/4 of the time and money to go out with Peggy-Sue. Taking Emmily out is super expensive and she won't even burp my worm.

Dude2: Damn bro, that's hoflation right there

hoflation by Rectalin Vader May 16, 2023

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holdstation

Most popular internet hip hop radio station.The best HD Hip-Hop and Dance music radio.

Hold your music man!

yo g i'm on holdstation.

aye, put on holdstation!

holdstation by goon-stunna5 December 22, 2010

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Hobation

If someone is found guilty of being a ho then they are placed on hobation. The amount of time spent on hobation is to be determined by the impromptu court of hoes.

Alex: Sarah are those the booty shorts you wore to the dance last night?
Sarah: Yeah! Aren't they tiny?
Alex: They sure are. I bet you weren't wearing them for long!
Phil: Is that a hair stuck in the crotch zipper?
Sarah: Maybe..

HOBATION!

Hobation by Cumdance Kid March 6, 2009

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hosition

Any position one puts their Ho in

My bitch was so nimble last night, I hit that in every hosition I could think of.

hosition by GlazeHer January 29, 2015

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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