hurk hurk hurk

An online phrase used to express 'filthy' or 'dirty' laughter.
As far as I am currently aware, this phrase is only of use in the olde English towne of Southampton. E.

"Hurk hurk hurk I can't believe you just said that! Hurk hurk MEATDRAPES!!"

"I want to touch pigeon boy."
"hurk hurk hurk!!"

"im doing things."
"HURK HURK HURK!"

-basically anything that could be taken in a dirty way-
"HURKHURKHURK!!!"

by EleCanFeelTheSoil November 19, 2007

hurk bleh

The two words one grunts to signal his or her death. Introduced by Church of Red Vs. Blue, this expression is also used by Tex, some religious nut, and some guy named Captain Flowers in a past timeline.

Tucker: "Church! Talk to me! It's going to be OK man!"
Church: "Tucker...I'm not gonna make it...Tucker, there's something I need to tell you."
Tucker: "What is it?"
Church: "I just want you to know...I always hated you...I always hated you the most."
Tucker: "...Yeah. I know you did. Now hurry up and die, you prick."
Church: "OK...HURK! bleh."

by PvtChurch April 27, 2005

hurk

The sound one makes prior to a productive vomit.
A short dry-heave.

Hey man, I've got tickets to Nickelba- *hurk*

by djdole August 7, 2016

hurk

The noice and action of a cat regurgitating a recently eaten meal.

Oh, shit! My cat just hurked on the bed.

by Dryk Burroff January 14, 2004

Sloppy Hurk

When you deep throat a cock so hard you puke and then use it as lube

Chris gave mike a Sloppy Hurk for his birthday

by El mucho ding dong June 23, 2016

Hurk

Nobody knows exactly what Hurk is; all we know about Hurk is that it is a game many would rather play instead of going to work.

"I'd rather play tennis than go to the dentist,
I'd rather play soccer than go to the doctor,
I'd rather play Hurk than go to work."
"Hurk? Hurk? What's Hurk?"
"I don't know, but it must be better than work."

-Shel Silverstein

by M. Burmy December 21, 2008

Hurk a durk

It's s hurk a durk there's nothing else to it

Don't be such a hurk a durk

by Hurkadurk August 15, 2016