Old man dip

When you're using the toilet, and your balls suddenly touch the surface of the water.

Ben frantically searched for the clorox bleach wipes after experiencing the old man dip in a public restroom.

by djdole July 20, 2018

dragged a lid

To quickly cover your face in order to stop a cough, sneeze, or other facial expulsion.

Will was about to sneeze, but he dragged a lid.

by djdole January 26, 2019

Cut the fat

To remove something that is unnecessary or superfluous.

I found that I could get to class on the bus, so instead of ALSO paying for the car, gas, registration, insurance, and maintenance.... I just cut the fat, and sold it.

by djdole April 17, 2019

hurk

The sound one makes prior to a productive vomit.
A short dry-heave.

Hey man, I've got tickets to Nickelba- *hurk*

by djdole March 08, 2016