Hurk

Nobody knows exactly what Hurk is; all we know about Hurk is that it is a game many would rather play instead of going to work.

"I'd rather play tennis than go to the dentist,
I'd rather play soccer than go to the doctor,
I'd rather play Hurk than go to work."
"Hurk? Hurk? What's Hurk?"
"I don't know, but it must be better than work."

-Shel Silverstein

by M. Burmy December 21, 2008

Hurk

To suck a dick. Originates from the sound made during a blowjob.

"It smelled bad but I just hurked away and got the job done."

by showmeyours August 18, 2016

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An online phrase used to express 'filthy' or 'dirty' laughter.
As far as I am currently aware, this phrase is only of use in the olde English towne of Southampton. E.

"Hurk hurk hurk I can't believe you just said that! Hurk hurk MEATDRAPES!!"

"I want to touch pigeon boy."
"hurk hurk hurk!!"

"im doing things."
"HURK HURK HURK!"

-basically anything that could be taken in a dirty way-
"HURKHURKHURK!!!"

by EleCanFeelTheSoil November 19, 2007

hurk

The sound one makes prior to a productive vomit.
A short dry-heave.

Hey man, I've got tickets to Nickelba- *hurk*

by djdole August 7, 2016

hurk

The noice and action of a cat regurgitating a recently eaten meal.

Oh, shit! My cat just hurked on the bed.

by Dryk Burroff January 14, 2004

Hurking

The act of doing, or partisipating in an event or activity, in which you have to participate to discover what it is, instead of asking before hand.

Hey babe, want to go hurking this weekend?

by 212Jmo March 4, 2009

hurk

The noise an individual will make when recieving it up the ass.

oops i dropped the soap - *HURK!*

by Beast December 27, 2003