hunkl 

a really hot uncle

My hunkl is coming home for the holidays.

hunkl by roflcoptr February 11, 2010

Hucklebear 

A bear that has a severe chronic addiction to huckleberries. Much like a crack addict it will do anything to satiate it huckleberry needs. Lives in any area that huckleberries reside. Favorite activities include water skiing, swimming, lake lounging, hassling campers for change and scrap foods, and huckling (the act of consuming berries.) Looks like a cracked out version of smokey the bear.

When we left the cabin we found a hucklebear passed out on the deck in a berry induced coma.

Hucklebear by Hucklebear July 23, 2009

Huckleberry Friend 

Evokes someone with whom one has a carefree, innocent, hopeful, gentle friendship. Bucolic wanderers and dreamy wonderers. Those with which to share a sun-drenched youth.

"As a child, Johnny Mercer, (lyricist of the song 'Moon River'), picked huckleberries (like wild blueberries) in the summer. To him, the berries had a personal connection with a carefree boyhood, strengthened by association with Mark Twain's character Huckleberry Finn. The implication was that Holly Golightly, who was actually of hillbilly stock, and Huckleberry Finn might well have been friends, if ever they had met." from 'Love Me Tender: The Stories Behind the World's Favourite Songs' by Max Cryer.

Oh, dream maker, you heart breaker
Wherever you're going, I'm going your way.
Two drifters, off to see the world
There's such a lot of world to see
We're after the same rainbow's end,
Waiting round the bend,
My huckleberry friend,
Moon River, and me.

Huckleberry Friend by Y9e0ah May 18, 2014

Huckleberry squirts

The violent diarrhea one experiences after excessively gorging themselves on wild berries. Typically experienced during the Summer months, the Huckleberry Squirts can also affect those in urban environments. Nobody is safe

Person 1: Fred Meyer had a sale on blueberries! I'm going to eat then all at once.

Person 2: Careful now, you dont want to get ththe Huckleberry Squirts and shit the bed.

Huckleberry squirts by 🐺 March 27, 2020

stank hunk 

A usually obnoxiously fat, unkempt, non hygienic person who permeates a foul stench of intoxicating body odors that lingers long after they leave. They are usually unassuming to knowing they wallow in their own stink so long they don't even recognize it.

Unassuming person: "Well goddamn!! What in the holy trenches of war is that smell!?"

Witness: "Oh, that was the walking slaughterhouse that came in buying their 3 packs of Pall Mall red 100's and 52oz refill of Mountain Dew."

"They come in twice a day and smell like a giant sardine cock hate fucking a roadkill shit sundae on a 110 degree day, a real stank hunk."
"Let me get a gallon of Eau de Cologne spray real quick. "

Now assuming person vomits in their mouth.

stank hunk by D34T#3V4N December 27, 2017

Huckle My Buff

Huckle My Buff

2 pints beer

Six eggs, beaten

brandy

2 oz sugar

2 teaspoons of ground nutmeg

Extinct Regional Drink from Sussex

Beer, egg, and brandy, made hot.

Huckle My Buff

Well-known from local sources and from: 'The Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue', by Francis Grose, 1811, A Dictionary Of The Sussex Dialect by Rev. W. D. Parish, Vicar Of Selmeston, 1875, etc.

Heat 1 pint of the beer with the eggs and sugar, but do not boil. Remove from the heat and add the remaining beer, a generous amount of nutmeg and brandy to taste. Serve hot.

Huckle My Buff by inn-ternet August 19, 2013

Hinkle 

Someone who hires a sex worker to pose as their girlfriend in order to boost their public image.

That Jackson guy is a right Hinkle, I can't believe his girlfriend is actually an escort he met in Dubai!

Hinkle by Anna Linnikova August 17, 2023