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Humpshartwhale 

When you lie on your front. When you have diarrhoea and shart into the air.
“Omg i just humpshartwhale”
Humpshartwhale by Ionadick October 13, 2019
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Humphalumpagus 

Ron: "dude I just banged 5 girls at once"
Noah "you Humphalumpagus"

Noah: "you humfalumpagus"
Humphalumpagus by Austin01227 January 19, 2015

Hushabye Mountain

1. A song from the movie ''Chitty Chitty Bang Bang''
2. My childhood
3. A beautiful song sung by Dick Van Dyke
A gentle breeze from Hushabye Mountain
Softly blows o'er Lullabye Bay..
Hushabye Mountain by silly32 March 29, 2013

humphage 

The rate at which one humps
OMG your humphage is crazy!
humphage by The_Sibbatron July 10, 2022
Someone who is/have been a humaha. It means nothing, but everything at the same time.
Hey Danny stop being a humaha!

Get off my lawn you humaha!

If you reject this you are a humaha!

well aint that just some humaha!

You aint got to tell me about all that humaha.

man, today has been humaha on top of humaha.
humaha by Cpt Obv December 10, 2019

Hamshank Frank 

Hamshank Frank is our lord as saviour of the meat. He is known for working in multiple Co op’s in Liverpool and riding on his Ped on the streets of our city. He has catchphrases such as “Hey Mern”, “Save the meat, shine the light” and “the commies are trying to kill us” He has became a local icon.
I saw Hamshank Frank in the Co op today, he’s still as mad as ever.
Hamshank Frank by Nat Phillips July 31, 2021
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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