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humptious 

A combination of two words that you call someone who you’re attracted and you describe as being very hump-able and scrumptious.
Hey Tony, have you seen Katie tonight? She’s looking very humptious!
humptious by Cubanburrito305 March 18, 2025
Words you can keep
scary or frightening. Ghanaian slang used in Stephen Kelman's novel 'Pigeon English'.
I had to put the knife away in the end. It was getting too hutious. It's too sharp.
hutious by ilnyb August 13, 2012

lumptious 

1.To be stupid
2.To cause emotional/physical pain to a person.
"Why do you have to be so lumptious?"
lumptious by yorkie2002 January 23, 2014
A clown that likes little boys a little too much
Son let’s see that Humptos clown I heard he likes boys.” Or “that Bill Cosby is a Humptos.”
Humptos by Hairy gi gi gats February 9, 2020

Humptiness 

1. Noun-the state of being like Humpty Hump
2. Noun-greatness
Peace and Humptiness forever

humerious 

(hew-mere-ious)

One is being "humerious" when they are "half joking" or being "half serious." It's a method of speech where someone makes a statement in a humorous way that implies/hints a serious idea behind it. Unlike being completely serious, it charms the target person, which usually results in a better outcome. People are humerious every day.

ps. Another good thing about humeriousness/humere is it gives the person the statement is said to the power to casually avoid or pursue the hint.. without hurting as many feelings as a rejection to a serious question.
"F*** you!"
"Yes please.."

successful answer: "Im down."
unsuccessful answer: "Sike."

ALSO:

"I have so much money right now, i dont know what to spend it on!"
"Well, you're 100% welcome to spend it on me.."
"Haha. You're being humerious aren't you?"
"Yeah, pretty much."
"Haha. Okay, what do you want then? An Ipod.. a bike? Cuz I'll actually get you something."


humerious by Kristos Andrews-Drum February 19, 2009

umptious 

An adjective referring to in greater value
Menchies Fro-Yo for your tummy all delicious and nutritious, Scrumptiousdiddly, umtious, Super Sweet treat for you and your Honey:)
umptious by Jayjaysmalls September 19, 2013
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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